The brilliant Daniel O’Connor has created the hilarious website “What The Fuck Is My Wearable Strategy”, which will randomly generate an idea for a wearable product. The results are brilliant: some more than others. We’ve collected 10 of our favourites here.
Oh Activision, Why have you forsaken me!
Did I not pay enough money to get CoD: Black Ops in my hands in the first place?
Have I not payed enough money for your DLC in your games previous iteration’s?
Will I not fork out enough money for map packs still to come?
Is it because I’m… Australian?
Of all the things I’ve done for you, in buying your product, and playing it more than any other game I own, I have never asked for much in return, except for one tiny, little, itsy bitsy thing…
Top 5 Gaming Resolutions
As we count down to midnight on New Years Eve, we take the time now to look back on the year that was, and as we stare in wonder at what has come to pass, we look forward to what the future will bring. And as always, the one thing that comes with the dawning of a New Year, is a resolution. You resolve yourself to try something that scares you, resolve to lose weight by exercising more, and resolve to try and get on with your mother-in-law a bit better (on second thought, scratch that last one. She’s probably an evil harpy who has been trying unsuccessfully for years to destroy you).
But lets face it, we’re gamers, and as gamers, we should be setting our sites on more gaming orientated resolutions.