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May
03/12
BMDD: Ilsa-She Wolf Of The SS
Last Updated on Thursday, 3 May 2012 12:17
Written by Cobberwebb
Thursday, May 3rd, 2012

Look into my eye.

It’s that time again! So stock up on your favourite alcoholic beverages and prepare yourselves for Ilsa-She Wolf Of The SS. It will be happening Friday, May 4th at 8pm TS time (MST). Here is the summary:

‘Ilsa is an evil Nazi warden at a death camp that conducts “medical experiments”. Ilsa’s goal is to prove that woman can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines.’

What others have said:

There Goes My Appetite…for the next 3 years.” “Healthy Slice of the Perverse.” “Damaged Film, Damaged Viewers.” “X for Sex, XX for Violence and XXX for Mercilessness.” “I don’t want to meet who this was made for.”

I can’t wait to see this, especially with my fellow Shipheads there to rip it apart and make me shoot beer out of my nose.

You can watch the whole movie on YouTube! Yes it’s true, just see for yourself: CLICK ME!

So head over to the forum here and sign up for this weeks BMDD. Remember I WILL be recording.

(Skype required)

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May
02/12
Review: The Avengers
Last Updated on Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:31
Written by Shaxster
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

The Avengers has been expected for almost 4 years. Since the first post-credits scene at the end of Iron Man, with Samuel L Jackson’s now famous words: ‘I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.’ Ever since that day speculation has run wild, fans have gotten excited, and four other Marvel movies were released, all with the eventual aim of The Avengers. Finally, the cross movie referencing, the subtle hints, the expectations…they can all be put aside. Because The Avengers is here. And it is goddamn brilliant.

The Avengers is, hands down, one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. It’s easily the best superhero movie I’ve ever seen, discounting The Dark Knight. It does so much right, and so little wrong. For a start, the acting. The film has one of the best casts I’ve ever seen, most of whom have already had their own movie. It could be expected that they would clash, or that one would be favored over another. This is not the case at all. The dynamic between the characters is absolutely perfect. You can feel the tension between the group. Downey Jr’s Iron Man and Hemsworth’s Thor are a fantastic pairing, especially in one particularly memorable fight scene. Chris Evans does a great job as a man out of his time, and is a fitting leader to the team. Having said that, at times he annoyed me because of his idealism, but that’s more the actual character than Evans himself. Mark Ruffalo, who has replaced Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, is fantastic, and does a better job than Norton did. He gives the meek scientist a real personality, especially in contrast to the beast that is the Hulk. Speaking of which, the Hulk is done very, very well in this movie. The CGI is great, and the animations give him emotions beyond anger. You can really see how he feels, whilst still seeing his extreme power.

Jeremy Renner, who plays Hawkeye, and Scarlet Johannson (Black Widow), are the two characters who haven’t had their own movie, and both do a really good job. Scarlet isn’t overly sexual, instead having a clear sense of danger about her, and Renner gives a great performance as Hawkeye, adding depth to what could otherwise be a pretty tedious character. More importantly, Hawkeye has been treated as a serious character, as he rightfully should, with awesome technology and serious archery skill. He doesn’t feel out of place at all: in one scene he shoots an arrow whilst looking the other way. I wouldn’t be surprised if he got his own movie now: I’d be interested to see some more of his backstory, and it could be a Batman/Bourne kind of thing. But I digress. Samuel L. Jackson excels once again, and Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson) has some fantastic moments. And I’d be remiss to forget Tom Hiddleston (Loki) who is the perfect villain: believable, deluded, and downright evil. He’s a truly fantastic actor, and fits in with the rest of the cast wonderfully.

All these great actors come together in the best way possible, and act as a very solid backbone to the movie. The best scene in the movie for me was during a massive action sequence, when the camera panned from character to character, showing them all collaborating and generally kicking ass. The transition between them was silky smooth, and you got a real sense of unity. When I saw that scene, I almost squealed with excitement from finally seeing the team come together.

However, it takes a while for the team to bond, thanks to the excellent storyline. The basic plot is that Loki comes to Earth, decides to take over the world with an alien army, forcing The Avengers to form. Pretty basic, no? The plot is obviously a lot more complex than that, but I don’t want to spoil too much. Let me just say that every character has their moment, and there are some real heart-wrenching moments in the film. And then there are the action sequences. Some of the best action sequences I have ever seen. They blew me away. There are tons of action scenes throughout the movie, but three really stood out. All were evenly spaced, and ran on for just long enough. A smaller one at the start was brilliant, and added a whole lot of depth to Iron Man and Thor. The action scene in the middle was phenomenal, and at the point I was almost certain that nothing would ever top it. Then we got to the ending of the movie. We’re talking a 40 minute long beast of a scene. Explosions, martial arts, flying, plot development. Singlehandedly the best action scene I have ever seen. Think Transformers, but better, and with a plot. Then multiply that by 10, and you’ve got The Avengers.

Then you’ve got the script. It is great, proving once again that Joss Whedon is a genius. The script plays to each character’s strengths, with Downey Jr. getting a lot of the more humorous lines, whilst Evans is dealt the uptight leader role, ordering people around and grasping the situation by its head. Hemsworth still feels like he’s straight out of Shakespeare (a very good thing) with his eloquent vocabulary, and Jackson is a bad ass. There are some hilarious lines throughout the movie, and they were timed perfectly. The movie also knows when it should just stick to the action, and it does that well too, allowing for some pretty intense scenes throughout, where the dialogue is strained and the characters are clearly distressed.

I don’t know what else to say really. The CGI was really good, especially with Hulk and Iron Man. The 3D definitely added to the movie, making the action scenes ‘pop’ more, and actually adding to immersion. The movie was quite long, but it felt just long enough. It could have been split into two shorter movies, as it had enough plot and action, but the fact it’s all in one is just testament to how good Joss Whedon and the rest of the team are. If I had one complaint, it would be that the alien race (I’m not going to spoil who they are) aren’t really explained, and they don’t seem to have  much of a motive, which is unfortunate. However, the film spends so much time on the heroes that this is barely noticeable.

All in all, The Avengers is fantastic. I had a blast watching it, and was throughly blown away, on multiple occasions. It had practically no downsides, and everything about it is perfect. This is the best super hero movie I have ever seen, and it’s up there with my favourite films of all time. I want to go back and watch it again, to once again stare in awe at those delightful action sequences. This review does not do the movie justice, because words cannot do this phenomenal film justice. We’ve waited four years for this. It was worth waiting for.

Oh, and there’s a scene about 3 minutes into the credits. Avengers 2, here we come.

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Apr
17/12
BMDD: Friday The 13th (Part 3)
Last Updated on Monday, 23 April 2012 10:41
Written by Cobberwebb
Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

F**king bush!

 The epic conclusion to our BMDD is finally here! The alcohol is in full flow and the gags cum thick and fast.

BMDD F13

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Apr
16/12
BMDD: Friday The 13th (Part 2)
Last Updated on Sunday, 15 April 2012 11:28
Written by Cobberwebb
Monday, April 16th, 2012

Kevin Bacon's penis?

It’s BMDD time! Part 2 of the infamous commentary.

BMDD F13

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Apr
03/12
Bad Movie Drinky Drinky Saturday – One-Eyed Monster
Last Updated on Tuesday, 3 April 2012 08:49
Written by Fisherman
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012

BMDD is back in a big way this Saturday, April 7th! It’s all going down at 8pm TS time (that’s Mountain Standard Time for you new folks). We’ll be watching One-Eyed Monster! With a synopsis like this:

“Adult film stars Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart reunite in this hilarious homage to horror. Stranded by a storm, the cast and crew of a porn flick fall prey to a vicious killer when Ron’s (Jeremy) dismembered member is possessed by a bloodthirsty alien. Now they’ll have to destroy the slithering monster before it spreads its deadly seed across the world. Amber Benson, Carmen Hart and Charles Napier also star.”

And reviews like this:

“This movie was bad. A killer organ .Sounds like most men. It was ugly too. I must ask who did they think would watch this?”

This movie was made for Bad Movie Drinky Drinky!

To clear some technical hurdles right upfront: Netflix Party has been removed since the Xbox Live update (boo!), so we’re doing things differently this time around. For starters, we’ll be communicating with each other through Skype, and you can watch Rubber on whatever Netflix platform you have available. To that end, if you live in a region without Netflix, if you can get your hands on the movie, you can join us through Skype. In a way, by removing Netflix Party from the 360, we now have a lot more potential BMDD’ers. So spread the word!

Keep your eyes on the @bmddlive twitter account for more details as the glorious day approaches!

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