8-Year Old’s Hardcore Song

An 8 year old girl performs a hardcore song written by her dad.Read More

Introducing Jarrett

Jarret, a new writer for the ship, introduces himself to the masses.Read More

The Expendables 2 Will Be PG-13

Stallone loves the kiddos

The first Expendables sucked. Sorry to be a downer, but I’d rather watch reels of hotel implosions than sit through Sylvester’s action opus again. However, it seems some folks liked that movie because of all the cool booms and stuff. They liked the violence, explosions, blood, and machismo so much that Sylvester Stone was able to make a sequel.

And that sequel will be PG-13.

WHAT?!?! Are you serious? The only possible enjoyment a human being could glean from the first movie was the violence. Why would you temper that in the sequel? Well, apparently it wasn’t the violence that was an issue, it was the cursing. That’s fucking stupid.

From what I’ve been able to dig up, the problems came from Chuck Norris’ involvement. They really wanted him in the movie, but he had an issue with the vulgarity in the script. He agreed to be in the movie only if they took the vulgarity out. Because, clearly, hearing the word, “Shit” is much worse on our collective psyche than seeing a person’s head explode. Thanks for saving our humanity, Chuck!

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Beer and Baby Otters – An Introduction To Quin

Quinstar introduces herself to the ship at large.Read More

Introducing Levi

Levi’s new to the staff and wants to introduce himself.Read More

Mitt Romney Is A Serial Killer!

Mitt Romney has been accused of being a serial killer. Read More

Foster’s, You’re Fired!

Since the age of 17, I have abused my liver and taste buds with Foster’s and other concoctions that have been described as beer. No more. Thanks to Talkingship I’ve finally taken the plunge into the world of delicious ales.

An innocent fresh fish hunt at the nearby supermarket turned into a long staring contest where the most amusing named beer would make it into my basket. Four made it in and many, many more will soon follow as I seek out and taste new glorious pastures. I will try and describe the taste, words may be invented by myself to achieve this, I will not however be describing the smell as years of smoking and exposure to my flatmate’s bathroom deposits have left that sense useless. I better get on and show you what I have as the beer is being consumed and my hand, brain co-ordination is quickly deteriorating. Read More

Whip My Snare Back And Forth!

Walk Off The Earth parodies Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair Back And Forth”Read More

FREE MUSIC MONDAY – Leslie Hunt

Check out Leslie Hunt’s album, Your Hair Is On Fire for FREE!Read More

Getting Music To Your Ear Holes

Mysti Mayhem delves into the world of free music services to tell you which one ranks highest.Read More