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Mary Poppins Like You’ve Never Seen Her…
October 26, 2009 | JitterbugYou thought that retouched Shining trailer was scary? You’ll never look at Mary Poppins in the same way again…
(Also…sorry for no border or festivities…Jitterbug knows why)
Well…Jitterbug Thinks They’re Scary
October 26, 2009 | JitterbugLook at this, Jit. You judge Squirrels too hastily. What you once saw as a evil freak of nature is, in fact, just like you (though not as light weight, I’d assume. Just look at him passed out on that … Read More
I Wike Tuhrtles
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugWay to be quick on your feet, reporter! She has zero reaction to this kid pouring his heart out and espousing his love for this oft-overlooked hardshelled reptile. You know what, kid… I love turtles too.
Head Butt Open!
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugI love this clip for a multitude of reasons. I won’t say anything about it. Just watch.
Hamster Time
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugThis is going up purely for the enjoyment of my daughter. She’s 5 years old and this is the type of thing that makes her laugh so hard she can barely catch her breath. So get your young kids, hit … Read More
tHE BEST NEWS EVER Part Two
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugIt’s a good day for men! We already know that masturbation helps the prostate, and we also know that looking at naked women is good for our heart, and NOW we have definitive PROOF that semen is GOOD for women! … Read More
BEST NEWS EVER!
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugThank You Vindali for this INCREDIBLY important news bit! All men, print out this clip, frame it, and hang multiple copies of it all around your house. Next, subscribe to Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, and whatever else gets you going. Then, … Read More
Why I Hate Airports – Part 3
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugRage Meter Currently At 8 of 10
Let us take a moment to marvel at the employees that Airlines choose to hire.
The Check In Counter : I have never met a Check In Attendant that I liked. Let me … Read More
squirrel Attacks Deer
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugEveryone who listens to the show knows that I hate squirrels. I get mocked endlessly for insisting that these little bastards have talons that will rip through your flesh in mere seconds and that they have a blood lust for … Read More
Why I Hate Airports – Part 1
October 25, 2009 | JitterbugHere’s the story: I am stuck at Denver International Airport right now because my 8:25 flight to Vegas was overbooked and by the time I made my way through the half hour long line to check in they told me … Read More
What You’ve Been Saying