It’s a good day for men!  We already know that masturbation helps the prostate, and we also know that looking at naked women is good for our heart, and NOW we have definitive PROOF that semen is GOOD for women!  Thank you Lord.  Thank You.

I was listening to a recent episode of the Adam Corola podcast and his former radio co-host, Teresa Strasser, was on as a guest.  Teresa is pregnant, and she spends a lot of time wandering the net reading random info about pregnancy (bear with me fellas, I’m getting to the good part.)  During her wandering she came across an article about Preclampsia, a condition where a woman’s body has a negative reaction to the fetus and can increase blood pressure and other, nasty things.  The woman’s body has an Immune response to the baby and starts to try and fight it.

Now for the good part.

The best and easiest way for a woman to lower her risk of Preclampsia is to introduce doses of her partner’s DNA frequently.  I’m not talking about women eating their partners with some BBQ sauce (ala Praying Mantis), I am talking about semen.  That’s right, the more semen that gets into the woman up to a year before pregnancy will help reduce the chance of Preclampsia.  And the best way to get the semen into the woman is gastrointestinally.

AKA – She needs to start swallowing.

GUYS!  IT IS GOOD FOR WOMEN TO SWALLOW!

Did you hear the angel harps twanging?  Did heavenly organ music just erupt in your head?  Have the clouds parted and rays of beaming sunshine washed over you?  Now go tell your wife/girlfriend the good news.