Here’s the story: I am stuck at Denver International Airport right now because my 8:25 flight to Vegas was overbooked and by the time I made my way through the half hour long line to check in they told me that I wasn’t in time for the 45 minute cut off, so they let someone else have my ticket on the already OVERBOOKED flight.  Mother Fuckers!

Now I am on standby for a 12:40 flight that has already been delayed to 1:30 (how the hell do they know that a flight is going to be delayed FIVE hours before it is supposed to be here? Is it coming here from mother-fucking China?)  The flight number is 777, and since we know that God hates me (for excellent reasons for which I can’t blame him, btw), I’m pretty sure he’s not going to let me get on this flight either.  That means that I will be sitting here on standby until possibly 4:00. 

Son of a cock.

Well, this gives me time to vent my anger and airport-rage here for you.