Posts By MuttonChop
Pat Robertson is Totally Fucked Up… and a rabbit gets raped.
January 15, 2010 | MuttonChopHello Shipheads, Welcome to Friday.
And since it’s Friday, that means it’s time for The Angry Aussies “Totally Fucked Up Friday” rant.
This week, Angry takes fire at 2 things. The first is some asshole down here in Australia who … Read More
Have you seen the sign?
January 7, 2010 | MuttonChopOkay. So your at your favourite sporting event, and everyone’s having a good time. All of a sudden, the kid in front of you holds up one of those big signs and blocks out your view.
At this point, you … Read More
Cat Registered as Hypnotherapist
January 2, 2010 | MuttonChopWell, it’s official. You can now get a certificate to do just about anything, for just about anyone, be it male, female, human or animal.
The regulation of hypnotherapists in the UK is so lax that even a cat can … Read More
squirrels… Misunderstood.
December 31, 2009 | MuttonChopSquirrels. Since I first started listening to Talkingship, I have heard how vicious they are, their only desire being to seek out an unsuspecting human and to maul Jitterbug’s… uh, I mean, some random person’s face.
But I’m starting to … Read More
Game: Killing Floor – Topic:…….Chess?
December 31, 2009 | MuttonChopProbably not one of the funniest videos I’ve posted, just found it interesting
Now I’ll be the first to admit that I can sometimes over-analyze something insignificant. However, I will now bow to the masters, as these gentlemen, whilst in … Read More
tiger Woods Sex Tape
December 31, 2009 | MuttonChopFourteen.
Fourteen is the number of clubs that you are allowed to have in your golf bag.
Fourteen is also the number of Hoes… ahem, I meant HOLES… that Tiger has managed to sink his balls into. Poor Tiger (yeah … Read More
Just One More…
December 23, 2009 | MuttonChopI do not drink. Probably the only reason I’m kept on the ship is because I’ve got a cool Aussie accent, and I’m also good as a designated driver.
…and a designated driver is just what this guy needed. I … Read More
Kick-Ass: Hit Girl
December 22, 2009 | MuttonChopOkay, I’ll admit, even with the pimping that Jitterbug gave this movie, I was probably not going to see Kick-Ass. Might have something to do with the fact I’d have to FLY 2 Hours to get to the nearest cinema.
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