Fourteen.

Fourteen is the number of clubs that you are allowed to have in your golf bag.

Fourteen is also the number of Hoes… ahem, I meant HOLES… that Tiger has managed to sink his balls into. Poor Tiger (yeah right), he had it all. Money, Women, all the toys a man could want, and it’s now all swirling down the crapper.

I can see now what the headline will read when it’s all over;

  “Tiger Woods: Played 14 Hoes, got his balls into the rough, and ended up having to Penalty stroke himself at night.”