Squirrels. Since I first started listening to Talkingship, I have heard how vicious they are, their only desire being to seek out an unsuspecting human and to maul Jitterbug’s… uh, I mean, some random person’s face.

But I’m starting to think they’re simply misunderstood. I mean look at this guy. He reminds me of so many people I know. He’s disorientated, he’s stumbling around aimlessly, unable to work out which way is up, and he’s probably even lost the keys to his house. Yes my friends, this squirrel is drunk off his acorns… I mean nuts.

I think this is the missing link. The connection between human and animal. Getting drunk!

Jitterbug, I think I’ve just found you and Nerves a new drinking buddy.