Scarlett's butt shot

When will they learn?

Scarlett Johansson is just the most recent celebrity to have private nude shots leaked online.  Despite seeing this happen again and again, celebrities continue to take nude self shots and then have them mysteriously stolen.  While most of the time I think the “accidentally” leaked photos are part of a PR campaign, it looks like this one was truly an accident!

Celebrities usually claim that the photos are fake, but Scarlett Johansson came right out and all but admitted they are real by demanding that the FBI start looking into the case to try and catch the person responsible for hacking her phone.  It doesn’t seem like she would be this vehement about catching the thief if all they had stolen were fake photos. If this is true, and someone did steal the photos, then I truly do feel sorry for Scarlett.  Sure, she’s not the brightest bulb for actually taking the pictures in the first place, but if we’re all judged solely on our dumbest moments, then I guess you’d better get me a strait jacket!  I’m pretty sure there’s a photo floating around out there of my jumblies taken during a night of drunken debauchery.  I don’t know who has the original, but I’m pretty sure our very own Nerves is hiding a lifesize poster of it in his closet.

Breast shot

I’m not going to post the uncensored pictures, nor will I link to them, since if she indeed doesn’t want them released then we should respect her privacy.