I had to post this on the site. I am horrified that my mother has ever thought of anything like this. HORRIFIED! This is the conversation I had with my mother on Facebook this morning.
The best part is that the most incredible part of the story (in her mind) is the headstand in the toilet. Very telling about your family, JB.
http://talkingship.com/forums ColbyTS
You know how some moms caught their sons masturbating? JB’s mom caught him fisting his asshole, thats why the headstand comment didn’t shock me. By the way, JB your mom is awesome, I would have read that story and died laughing, to myself. She immediately tells her son lol.