Now this little horror has been unleashed upon the internet from that continent Down Under. That’s right, this beraggled old hag is from the same area of the planet as our own Mutton Chop. Mutton, if this is a relative…..I’m so very, very sorry.

And yes, much like the Dancing Clown and the Boat Ride from Hell, I’m not just out to scare you, I’m out to scar you.

Now, a joke for those of you willing to read this far.  If a bisexual goes missing, do you put their face on a carton of half-and-half?