Pat Robertson, Just Die Already

Pat Robertson needs to fall over dead with a dick in his mouth.

I’m not calling for anyone to kill him, but rather evoking the might of all the demons and devils that must accompany my every walking step to … Read More

Pants on the Ground!

Yes I watch American Idol. It is funny 95% of the time…but nothing takes the cake as much as this guy. My new favorite song.

As of this posting, the performance aired about 35 minutes ago. It’s already on YouTube AND … Read More

Kaptimus Prime

I dunno what they were thinking, but I’m glad they thought it. 

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spiderman: Reboot

Heard this from a friend and checked online to confirm. Spiderman 4 is not happening. Sam Raimi is out. Tobey Miguire is out. Kirstin Dunst is out. Everything starts fresh…check this out (from The Hollywood Reporter)

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Columbia has scrapped … Read More

2007 All Star Game Dance Off

I don’t know if this was entirely adlib, but never-the-less, it was funny as hell.

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Episode # 70 – Tongue the Scar

Nerves is back!  He regales us with his European vacation and then we swiftly devolve into dick jokes and talk about blumpkins.  So, in other words, things get back to normal real quick.

We blab a lot this episode.  It … Read More

Archer – Watch it.

This show’s going to be great.  Trust me and watch it.  TRUST ME!!

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snow Rocking

You know what bands do? They practice. You know what my band does? We say “fuck that” and play with sticks in the snow. Me in the middle. Just thought I’d share.

Hardcore.

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German Bert and Ernie Drug Bust

This clip is one of those things that you see when you are either really drunk or really high and simply can not believe actually exists.  Even though I can’t understand anything other then the drug nomenclature, I am still … Read More

Coolest Facebook post ever

 Seattle Beer News Is anyone out there interested in helping me with web design in return for beer? It would be a good amount of beer spread over time. If interested, feel free to email me at geoff.kaiser@brewingnews.com. 12 minutes agoRead More