Welcome To Talkingship OctoberFest!

October is upon us and Talkingship aims to celebrate it with style. During the month of October, we’re going to be rolling out themed content for the site. Most articles will be themed to fit a scary, creepy, and overall Halloween-y theme. I suppose you’re wondering what that edited TS logo is about. If the article you’re reading has the Talkingship Pumpkin at the beginning, expect the theme.

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Pour one out for Greg Giraldo

Check out a small slice of comedy from a man who died WAY too soon.Read More

Star Wars 3D

Hasn't he suffered enough?

Han Solo’s asshole is hemorrhaging.  George Lucas is at it again, plumbing the depths of his goldmine for another filthy bounty, but this time his raping will be in glorious 3D!  That’s right – Lucas is converting the entire Star Wars franchise into 3D and rereleasing them starting in 2012.

The 3D revolution is in full swing, and Hollywood has clamped onto it with a fervor.  Films like Avatar have shown us that when a film embraces the 3D from the start, the results can be captivating – although it does zero for the storyline.  However, the rush to capitalize on this fad has produced several poor quality conversions that have served to hurt the original film.  Take the recent remake of Clash of the Titans for example.  Clearly this was never going to be an Oscar contender and simply wanted a taste of your summer movie dollars, but the decision to retrofit the film with 3D caused the final print to come out dark and blurry.  The Last Airbender suffered a similar issue, although the real problem with that movie was a certain director whose name now only induces groans from movie goers.  Still, despite the proof that retrofitting is a bad idea, Hollywood is charging ahead.

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The Four Aces of Mariachi music.

The Four Mariachi Singers you should know (so you have something to talk about in cinco de mayo)Read More

TSAMusic # 4 – Top 5 The Cat Empire

Jitterbug and Nerves give you their Top 5 The Cat Empire songs!Read More

Deadpool Plays Altered Beast

Watch in awe as I manage to suck at Altered Beast…even with continues!Read More

TSAMovies # 4 – Top 5 Horror Franchises

Jitterbug and Nerves rate their Top 5 Horror Franchises of all time!Read More

Vagina Bubbles

Her vagina is like a bubble machine. Give me some more jokes in the comments about this one.Read More

Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

I remember my life a long time ago when I was a young pup. That is assuming “a long time ago” means “8 years ago”, but who’s really keeping track here? I’m not. The point is, I was a kid and I used to love my toys. My favorites were always Transformers. Read More

Basil Marceaux.com: Gun Control

I’m sure we’ve all heard of Basil Marceaux.com by now.Read More