Thank You Vindali for this INCREDIBLY important news bit!  All men, print out this clip, frame it, and hang multiple copies of it all around your house.  Next, subscribe to Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler, and whatever else gets you going.  Then, everytime a copy shows up in the mail and your significant other gives you a dirty look, just point to one of the framed articles and shrug before saying, “Gotta take care of my heart!”

Combine this news with the recent proof that masturbation helps keep the prostate from getting inflamed and you have the perfect excuse for what is taking you so long in the bathroom.  So gentlemen, start your engines, get some boobies in front of you, and start getting HEALTH CONSCIOUS!