So…being in High School and all, I have a lot of work to do. That loosely translates into “Fuck it. I’m going to play games.” Most times, I’ll play me some vidja games, but I like to play flash games as well. Periodically, I’ll post up links to flash games I enjoy, and you could to.

The first game is Canabalt. Some of you may recognize this as an iPhone game…some of you might not. It’s still good regardless. The only buttons you need to know are X, C, and Space…and they all do the same thing. Jump. 

Robots are attacking the world and this little guy needs to escape. Jump from building to crumbling buildings and over obstacles as you see how far you can make it. My personal record is 3,873m. 

Find Canabalt @:

http://www.adamatomic.com/canabalt/

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The second game is Miami Shark. The controls aren’t as simple as Canabalt, but you won’t have any problem grasping it. You play as a shark…and you eat things. I jumped up and pulled a B-2 stealth bomber into the water, blowing it and everything else around it up. I ate fucking dolphins. I shouldn’t have to give you any other reason…

Find Miami Shark @:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760 (P.S. If you have a Newgrounds account, log in. There are achievements)