Something terrible has happened.

I’ve been trying to figure out what happened to Maree and Tim in Edinburgh, but the information has been sketchy.  I have taken a look at the pictures that they posted and have come to a few conclusions.  It appears that a roving band of gypsies has enslaved them both and forced them to compete in a series of gladiator style hamster games.  They were given Jean Claude Van Damme style fist wraps (complete with broken glass) and told to fight to the death inside of a giant glass case.  When they refused, they were thrown into a plastic ball and tossed into an arena with other abductees and told to roll into one another, ala bumper cars, until all but one fell off the sides to their death!

Hmm, wait a second.  I found a post from one of them.

Oh nevermind, looks like they made it back to Chicago and are on their way to see family before driving back home.  Well, that’s a relief.