It’s good to see that Nerves is making sure to partake in the excellent food in Paris!
Our buddy and his new bride seem to be having a good time in Europe. They reported back that Paris is great and that they are having a blast. Other then that, I don’t know very much, which is probably for the best!
Back home, on the ship, the waters are getting a bit choppy! There are rumors of a nasty creature making its way all the way from AUSTRALIA to make a special guest appearance on the show! I hope he leaves the venemous squirrels behind (they have those in Australia, don’t they?)
I’m also causing myself undue harm by trying to put together my list of the 10 best movies and 10 best albums of 2000 – 2009! These lists are sure to piss some people off.
It won’t be long before Nerves makes his way back home, so let’s make sure to keep the party going until he gets back! And by all means, feel free to shit in his pillows.

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