Holy shit. This is one lucky chick. I’ve worked in the subway in Chicago. It’s not like the train would have stopped here anyway. They are flying until the last possible second. This train would have been doing about 25mph until the ass end was to this wall.

Not only would the fall have hurt. Not only would the train have hurt. But being this drunk this close to a 600V DC third rail doesn’t sound like good fun to me. It scares the hell out of me being sober and trained on how to do it.

She needs to buy a lottery ticket before that luck runs out.