Marge Simpson has something to prove!  She’s getting a little older and she wants to show the world that she’s still got it so she is appearing on the cover of November’s Playboy. 

Can you believe that the very first time we saw The Simpsons was in 1987 as a short during The Tracy Ulman Show!  Then the first proper episode of the series debuted in December of 1989.  Let me put that into perspective for you: Our very own junior crewbie, KiddiePool, wasn’t even ALIVE when The Simpson’s first appeared on TV!!  FUCKING BALLS, I’m old as shit.  In fact, 21 year olds weren’t even alive when Homer first choked Bart… Jesus KEYrist!  I feel like I’m headed into a midlife crisis here.

Marge’s spread in Playboy is to celebrate the show’s 20th year on TV.  Now for the odd part: The cover isn’t just a stunt to get attention.  Marge is really going to have a spread in this issue!  Seriously.  I guess Playboy is trying to figure out how to get some attention in this post-internet porn market.  Maybe next we’ll be treated to Scooby Doo beastiality in Hustler!