By this point I think we’re all familiar with the plucky musings of Keyboard Cat, but what is this monstrosity?  This puppet looks like Falcor from the Neverending Story had a retarded baby with an ex-wife that he hardly sees any more and has started going to court to try and reduce the amount of his child support which has forced the mother to start using the television as a babysitter while she strips down at Atrayue’s club to try and support her meth habit.  This mongoloid latchkey cat is minutes away from eating babies and raping people’s mouths in their sleep!

Am I the only one that sees that?