More Grindhouse Fun

These movies are real this time.  I’ve listed my favorite parts:

1:20 – “He has one edge, and that’s his cool. But that’s enough baby, casue he’s thinking all the time. If he wants your ass, he gets it!”

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Keith vs. Beck (Part 2)

If my estimates on when Part 1 (below) was aired on TV, this is Part 2 of Keith Olbermann’s blasting of Glenn Beck’s Rockefeller Center rant that was aired Sept. 4, 2009.

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Keith Olbermann blasts on Glenn Beck

Damn do I fucking hate that prick Glenn Beck…but how I do love Keith Olbermann, who puts him right in his place. It’s worth braving Beck’s idiocy about Rockefeller Center just to listen to Keith.

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It’s A Trap!

We all love Admiral Ackbar…but most people don’t listen to him.

Too bad, or else most of these situations would have gone perfectly.

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the Sad Life of a Halloween Pumpkin

If you’re one of those that purchases and carves pumpkins for Halloween, you probabaly go about it like a fun family activity with children (or just yourself, if you also happen to double as a dweeb)…but do you think of … Read More

Hobo With A Shotgun

“You’re taking a car ride to hell, and you’re riding shotgun.”  Okay, Netflix, sign me up for this one too.

BTW, This trailer, as well as the one below for Scourge of the Undead, are fake trailers created for … Read More

Hunt Burton – Scourge of the Undead

Why have I not seen this already?!

All my internet scavanging for hilarious clips have paid off in one single instant at exactly 1:13 into this clip.

“Hunt Burton knows Shit from Shinola.  And he hates shit.”

Sign me up.

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Exploitation

This video is so oddly hypnotic that I had to post it.  I was utterly entranced throughout.  And then the break in the middle with the Blacksploitation trailer.  Wow.  Simply wow.

Watch this now, because it is going to get … Read More

the Worm Eaters

At 1:18 I think they are trying to insinuate that eating worms will make me cream my pants like a porn star.  Are worms high in protein or something?

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Octaman

Here’s a fun excercise.  I found this terrible clip from a 1970’s b-movie and wrote down some of the funny Bad Movie Drinky Drinky lines that might be uttered during it.  Enjoy.

“In the wild, Octopi hate controlled burns!”

“Geeze, … Read More