I do not drink. Probably the only reason I’m kept on the ship is because I’ve got a cool Aussie accent, and I’m also good as a designated driver.

…and a designated driver is just what this guy needed. I will commend him, he managed to defy gravity for the longest time before succumbing to the old “what goes up…” theory.

Seriously though, I can’t believe that he even made it through the door in the first place, walking the way he did. Not simply because of the improbability of him actually FINDING the store in the first place, but surely the owner would of seen him enter, and sent him right back out on his merry way.

Unless of course they wanted something to enter in America’s Funniest…