These movies are real this time.  I’ve listed my favorite parts:

1:20 – “He has one edge, and that’s his cool. But that’s enough baby, casue he’s thinking all the time. If he wants your ass, he gets it!”

2:22 – “If you’re looking for trouble, look out, cause Trouble is here! Trouble Man.  You jivin? He’ll wash you away.”

2:56 – “Once they turned him on, they couldn’t turn him off.”  CUE random Mountain Lion attack!

5:14 – “Blacula.  Dracula’s soul brother.”

5:21 – Those teeth are scarier than Blacula’s fangs!

5:27 = “…Boy.”