If you’re one of those that purchases and carves pumpkins for Halloween, you probabaly go about it like a fun family activity with children (or just yourself, if you also happen to double as a dweeb)…but do you think of the pumpkin in all this? Do you feel any regard for the month of agonizing torture and pain you put them through? This is their fate…this is their thoughts…

Also…dick…just so Jitterbug doesn’t get mad at me for scolding too long.