Here’s a fun excercise.  I found this terrible clip from a 1970’s b-movie and wrote down some of the funny Bad Movie Drinky Drinky lines that might be uttered during it.  Enjoy.

“In the wild, Octopi hate controlled burns!”

“Geeze, what an Octopussy.”

Bystander: “If only someone had a prism light to confuse him!” Sheriff: “I just happen to have one of those right here!”

“One, two, three, four, five, six… Yep, there’s just six legs.  Maybe his big octadick makes seven.”

Elephant Man voice: “I am not an animal.  I’m technically a cephalapod.”

“I fell into a burning ring of fire.  Dried up, up, up in that burning ring of fire.”

Come on folks, give us some more lines for this scene.  What can you think of?