With Halloween just around the corner, you’ll probabaly be carving pumpkins and putting cheap candles inside of them. Be careful, because those cheap candles will explode and set fire to everything you love and cherish.

And that’s my way of tying this video into Halloween, but honestly…it’s good for any time of the year. 99.999% of everything ever has the chance of spontaneously combusting (the exceptions being Morgan Freeman and gran-gran’s fruitcake), so keeping these simple tips in your head can be vital to survival.