This might be one of the happiest moments of my Talkingship career.  As you all know, we recently hired on (and I use the term hired very loosely) a group of Talkingship fans to become our very first Crewbies!  They have all been outstanding thus far.  Many of them have been posting great clips and stories here on the site, while others are helping us with our Side Project Podcasts.  But one among the crew has suddenly lept to the forefront of PURE AWESOMENESS.

An Australian named Manniefold joined the crew recently and has impressed us with his humor, charm, and weird accent.  However, the name MANNIEFOLD just didn’t cut the mustard for us.  Due to Mannie’s real name, he was given the TS nickname, MuttonChop. 

Today we got a message from our good buddy, MuttonChop.  Turns out he decided to embrace his name in a way we never expected: He got himself a kickass pair of MUTTONCHOPS!

This raises the bar for staff expectations!  Kiddiepool, I think you need to buy a kiddie pool to take a picture in.  Farva, you are going to have to join the State Highway Patrol, grow a thin mustache, and gain about 150 pounds to match your Super Trooper namesake.  Nipple Ninja…. I think you’re going to have to get a third nipple stitched to your forehead.  Everyone else, I’ll try and think of ways for you to express your love of TS.  But… There’s always the tattoo thing.  I’m just saying…

So KUDOS to our man down under!  Scratch some thighs, MuttonChop, you deserve them!