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Apr
13/12
Deadlocked Days
Last Updated on Friday, 13 April 2012 07:41
Written by Jitterbug
Friday, April 13th, 2012

It’s Friday the 13th, and that means it’s time for Deadlocked Days!

To celebrate, three of my novellas are now FREE! First, there’s the original Deadlocked, but that one’s always free. Also available for free are Asher Wife and Deadlocked – Broken Pieces Volume One. This promotion won’t last long, so go get them immediately. Amazon also allows you to download these and read from your computer if you don’t have a Kindle.

Also, there’s going to be a drawing to give away either a Deadlocked T-Shirt or a Deadlocked Pint Glass! To participate, just hop on over to Twitter or Facebook and post something about this event. Then, if you post it on Facebook, send me a message letting me know what you did and you’ll be entered into the drawing. If you post on Twitter, just include this hashtag #deadlockeddays and I’ll enter all of those into the drawing.

But it’s not over yet! A little later today, I’ll be releasing a special Zombie themed podcast that I recorded with a couple buddies where we talk about everything ZOMBIE! Keep your eyes on the site for that.

Finally, I had planned on putting out a short story today as well, but the story isn’t quite ready to be released as of now. It will be available for free when it’s done, but I’m not going to rush it out today.

Thanks to everyone that’s participating in this event!

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Feb
29/12
Why Being the Doctor’s Companion Would Really Suck
Last Updated on Wednesday, 29 February 2012 05:08
Written by Shaxster
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
The Doctor is an interesting guy. If you were his companion, you could travel through space and time with him, visiting an endless array of awesome worlds. But that has its downsides. Do you really think that being his ‘friend’ would be all good?  I would go so far as to say that it would be positively awful. Here’s why.

 

For a start, you would be in constant danger. Practically all the time. Every single adventure the Doctor goes on, someone always gets hurt, and the possibility of death forever lingers. Fighting the Silence? Fleeing Daleks? Exciting, sure, but it’s not exactly safe. Hell, you could even get transported to an alternate universe. Forever. Or get given permanent amnesia. I’m sure some of his friends never slept again after seeing the Weeping Angels. Being traumatised for life? Always on the brink of death? Does that sounds like fun to you?

 

Also, time-travelling PHYSICALLY ALTERS YOUR DNA. Your genetic makeup is changed by travelling with the Doctor. You have some whacked out immune system, and you can even become half time-lord, like River (don’t even get me started on how he’ll probably chat up your daughter, right in front of you, which is just creepy).That’s crazy. Do you want some freaky blue box changing what actually makes you who you are? Is that thing FDA approved? I very much doubt it.

 

Furthermore, you’re almost guaranteed to be drawn into one of the Doctor’s old grudge fights, be it with the Master, the Daleks, or the Cybermen. The Doctor is a manipulative person, you see. He will use you to fight his battles. Remember that video Davros played a couple seasons back? Yeah. Remember how nothing has changed since then? Yeah.

 

Yet another downside to travelling with the Doctor is that he has, in essence, multiple personality disorder. The guy you became friends with, and possibly even loved, suddenly transforms into a totally different person, with a new personality and appearance. That’s just downright strange. And what if you don’t like him anymore? You’re still stuck with him, in a blue box with no way out. For all you know, the new Doctor could be a pervert. Do you want that to happen to you? DO YOU!

 

And you can’t forget the fact that eventually, you’ll have to leave him. He never stays with his companions for more than 2 years. That’s just rude. Suddenly, he goes all emo and depressed, you realise you have to continue with your life, and just walk out. Not exactly a long term friendship. And he seems to forget about you awfully quickly. Within a few months he’ll have a hot new girl travelling with him: you’re replaced. And if you’re the new companion, it would be slightly strange when he suddenly starts  crying about his sort of girlfriend who’s trapped in another dimension. Dating, or even being friends with this guy can’t be good. He has too much…history.

 

Oh, and one last thing. You have to be a woman to journey with the Doctor. Or else you get sidelined massively. And being attractive is a bonus, of course. Shallow? Sexist? No thanks.

 

So, still want to be his companion? I’ve heard Amy’s on her way out…
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Feb
03/12
In-Bread Cats: The Internet Has Won.
Last Updated on Friday, 3 February 2012 10:49
Written by Jitterbug
Friday, February 3rd, 2012

I’ve heard that cats used to be considered Gods in ancient Egypt. Thank goodness we’ve come to our senses on that bit of nonsense. In today’s society, we’ve put those little felines in their place… if their place is within a slice of bread.

On a recent episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert announced that the million dollars he raised with his Super Pac will go to funding a new viral sensation: Inbred Cats. Here are a few pictures of this new internet fad, and I dare you not to giggle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inbread cats… The Internet Wins Again!

 

 

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Jan
30/12
Does Album Art Matter Anymore?
Last Updated on Monday, 30 January 2012 11:27
Written by Cobberwebb
Monday, January 30th, 2012

How sweet!

The short answer, no it doesn’t, of course it’s the music that matters but that doesn’t excuse laziness. Or does it? Can it be possible that the record labels just want to make a quick buck? Spend as little on an ‘artist’s’ album to maximize profits? I think so. It’s obvious to me which pop singer will disappear into obscurity just by looking at the album cover. The line of disposable idols is endless and will continue to be as the attraction of fame and fortune is too irresistible to the slightly talented vocalist.

It changes when it comes down to the rock and heavy metal genres though, it’s rare to see an album cover that just has the band’s artists but instead an image inciting emotion, political views or even the abstract. I remember watching the making of Megadeth’s Youthanasia album and seeing the efforts made into not only the album cover but also on hiring a top photographer for the portrait shots of the band members. Yes they were an established band and their previous record (Countdown to Extinction) was their bestselling, but I still can’t imagine a record label going to such lengths for a pop artist.

He's all fired up about something.

One of the most striking images comes from Rage Against the Machine’s self titled album where a monk has set fire to himself and burned to death in Saigon as a protest to the President’s administration for oppressing the Buddhist religion. Every song on the album has a political message which makes this particular cover relevant to the material.

So unlike pop artists where the songs are written for them, the rock and heavy metal artists have emotions to deliver and this is why I love this music and find the cover art fascinating. They’re not creating music for the money, they have a message to give us, they love the adrenaline rush of performing on stage and sometimes have demons to exorcise through passionate vocals. Korn’s first record clearly relays the torment Johnathon Davis went through as a child and appropriately, the album cover shows a child on a swing who is looking up at a menacing figure.

Smell it!

Now the MP3 format has dominated the market, the vinyl record has all but disappeared, and CD sales are struggling. Is there a future for album art? I certainly hope so. Just seeing some of my most treasured covers brings back the emotions, memories, and even smells of the past. My eyes light up and any doubts about my passion for music are washed away with just a glimpse at Fear Factory’s, Demanufacture.

Does album art matter? To me, yes. To you? That’s for you to decide. I wish I still had my small collection of twelve inch vinyl records so I could display them on the wall in the now available suitable frames. I think the alternate cover to Pantera’s Far Beyond Driven album would look great on my living room wall along with many other original concepts printed on the great album covers of the past. See if you can spot the unimaginative crap in the images below (hint: its the middle 3) and also feel free to leave a comment on your favourites.

 

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Jan
13/12
Cob’s Commercial Rage
Last Updated on Friday, 13 January 2012 12:19
Written by Cobberwebb
Friday, January 13th, 2012

I think I’m becoming an angry old man. Most of the time I’m relaxed and free of stress but, when I turn on that television a whole round of fucks start emerging from my mouth. It’s bad enough that a 40 minute show is interrupted repeatedly by commercials which completely ruins the flow but to purposely annoy me with unimaginative shit is unforgivable. Companies find a gimmick, run with it until you can’t get it out of your head and you end up in a rubber room rocking back and forth.

Don’t you just want to punch him in the face or is it just me?

I can feel the rage running through into my fingers just thinking about them so I put together a few of these monstrosities and a couple of gems from the past in the video below. Enjoy, if possible.

Cob's Commercial Rage

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