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Feb
03/12
In-Bread Cats: The Internet Has Won.
Last Updated on Friday, 3 February 2012 10:49
Written by Jitterbug
Friday, February 3rd, 2012

I’ve heard that cats used to be considered Gods in ancient Egypt. Thank goodness we’ve come to our senses on that bit of nonsense. In today’s society, we’ve put those little felines in their place… if their place is within a slice of bread.

On a recent episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert announced that the million dollars he raised with his Super Pac will go to funding a new viral sensation: Inbred Cats. Here are a few pictures of this new internet fad, and I dare you not to giggle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Inbread cats… The Internet Wins Again!

 

 

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Jan
30/12
Does Album Art Matter Anymore?
Last Updated on Monday, 30 January 2012 11:27
Written by Cobberwebb
Monday, January 30th, 2012

How sweet!

The short answer, no it doesn’t, of course it’s the music that matters but that doesn’t excuse laziness. Or does it? Can it be possible that the record labels just want to make a quick buck? Spend as little on an ‘artist’s’ album to maximize profits? I think so. It’s obvious to me which pop singer will disappear into obscurity just by looking at the album cover. The line of disposable idols is endless and will continue to be as the attraction of fame and fortune is too irresistible to the slightly talented vocalist.

It changes when it comes down to the rock and heavy metal genres though, it’s rare to see an album cover that just has the band’s artists but instead an image inciting emotion, political views or even the abstract. I remember watching the making of Megadeth’s Youthanasia album and seeing the efforts made into not only the album cover but also on hiring a top photographer for the portrait shots of the band members. Yes they were an established band and their previous record (Countdown to Extinction) was their bestselling, but I still can’t imagine a record label going to such lengths for a pop artist.

He's all fired up about something.

One of the most striking images comes from Rage Against the Machine’s self titled album where a monk has set fire to himself and burned to death in Saigon as a protest to the President’s administration for oppressing the Buddhist religion. Every song on the album has a political message which makes this particular cover relevant to the material.

So unlike pop artists where the songs are written for them, the rock and heavy metal artists have emotions to deliver and this is why I love this music and find the cover art fascinating. They’re not creating music for the money, they have a message to give us, they love the adrenaline rush of performing on stage and sometimes have demons to exorcise through passionate vocals. Korn’s first record clearly relays the torment Johnathon Davis went through as a child and appropriately, the album cover shows a child on a swing who is looking up at a menacing figure.

Smell it!

Now the MP3 format has dominated the market, the vinyl record has all but disappeared, and CD sales are struggling. Is there a future for album art? I certainly hope so. Just seeing some of my most treasured covers brings back the emotions, memories, and even smells of the past. My eyes light up and any doubts about my passion for music are washed away with just a glimpse at Fear Factory’s, Demanufacture.

Does album art matter? To me, yes. To you? That’s for you to decide. I wish I still had my small collection of twelve inch vinyl records so I could display them on the wall in the now available suitable frames. I think the alternate cover to Pantera’s Far Beyond Driven album would look great on my living room wall along with many other original concepts printed on the great album covers of the past. See if you can spot the unimaginative crap in the images below (hint: its the middle 3) and also feel free to leave a comment on your favourites.

 

Jan
13/12
Cob’s Commercial Rage
Last Updated on Friday, 13 January 2012 12:19
Written by Cobberwebb
Friday, January 13th, 2012

I think I’m becoming an angry old man. Most of the time I’m relaxed and free of stress but, when I turn on that television a whole round of fucks start emerging from my mouth. It’s bad enough that a 40 minute show is interrupted repeatedly by commercials which completely ruins the flow but to purposely annoy me with unimaginative shit is unforgivable. Companies find a gimmick, run with it until you can’t get it out of your head and you end up in a rubber room rocking back and forth.

Don’t you just want to punch him in the face or is it just me?

I can feel the rage running through into my fingers just thinking about them so I put together a few of these monstrosities and a couple of gems from the past in the video below. Enjoy, if possible.

Cob's Commercial Rage

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Jan
11/12
So Much Entertainment…
Last Updated on Wednesday, 11 January 2012 03:39
Written by Cobberwebb
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

The following entry is an introductory piece from a new writer for the Talkingship. He’s been an avid fan of the show (and of me personally) and has been very active on our site and facebook page. When we put out a call for content, he was one of the first to answer. So raise your glass, put on your reading glasses and welcome Cobberwebb.

 

We all like to have fun and fun comes in many different forms depending on your individual tastes. Some enjoy movies, games, music and even cosplay. I figure I’ll spend a little time here giving you a glimpse into my particular tastes.

Arrghhh! My eyes!

I count myself lucky as I don’t have a girlfriend or kids which gives me plenty of ‘me’ time. (Some of you might think that I’m unlucky because of this but, I’ve had my fair share of girlfriends and I think you’re all crazy.) I’ve ended up trying to fill this time with so many different hobbies that it makes my head spin. I like to watch movies and this particular form of entertainment has for me been the most disappointing in recent years. Hollywood just seems not to care anymore about making good films. (see Jack and Jill)

Hey! What you drinking there?

The conveyor belt of shit that emerges from the big screen these days forced me to look elsewhere. In my search for a replacement I’ve found anime. The Japanese writers are fucking twisted and I love them for it. I’ve never seen such a wide range of characters and such imaginative story telling since……well ever. This gave me a new problem. I’ve spent hours and hours watching anime since January 2011 and have still only scratched the surface of this amazing culture. (A topic to be covered more in depth in the future.)

Helloooooo nurse!

 

So what about my gaming? Luckily for me I’m a picky gamer and It’s not very often that a game comes out that I have to buy. This allows for more beer money for the games I actually do purchase. At the present time I’m being forced to replay Halo: Reach on Legendary with a friend of mine so he can get the achievements (then I want to do Halo 3: ODST for the same reasons). I’ll admit, I’m a good friend and an unabashed Halo-lover.

Now, when it comes to music, I love just about everything. I love heavy metal, rock, classical, Michael Jackson, Elvis, I love it all and again I’m lucky in this department. I’m a delivery driver, which gives me hours of time in a van to listen to music, podcasts and the sports radio channel.  I also like to create music now that I’ve recently become a vocalist in a band (see the Talkingship Facebook page for some of my videos), so now I need to find time for that. Where does it end?

I have books to read and instruments I want to learn to play. I have a telescope, a DSLR camera that allows me to dabble in photography. Do I write up a schedule to fit all this in? I can’t quit my job because I need money to fund all of this shit! So as I write this (thinking this could be yet another time sucking endeavour) my brain is turning into a substance you could only describe as jellied porridge. Do I make a list and give up on some of these fun activities? I’ll just have to have a long hard think about it, or, maybe see what you guys have to say on the subject.

In the end we all only have a limited time here on Earth so maybe it’s best not to stress about these small problems and just be happy that I can be entertained by such a wide variety of interests. At least I know I have something fun to fall back on if one of my hobbies loses its flavour. With that thought in mind, I need a beer.

 

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Dec
11/11
The Independent Manifesto
Last Updated on Sunday, 11 December 2011 11:24
Written by Jitterbug
Sunday, December 11th, 2011

jameshance.com Go. Buy. Now.

Culture has shifted irrevocably, and you need to recognize not only how great this is, but also how you need to embrace it. Thanks to the internet, art and expression will never again be stifled, and we should stand up and rejoice.

The internet first offered us a chance to entertain ourselves with mindless jaunts into the foray of chat rooms. Long hours spent arguing the validity of Star Trek warp drives dominated the new landscape of our virtual world. It was a fun waste of time, but not much more than that. As the internet swelled, we began to see the potential it held, and the business world took note. Corporate greed swept in and took advantage of the free market space now open to them. The NASDAQ rocketed and internet start-ups became multi-million dollar ventures within months/weeks/days of opening their doors.

Then it all fell apart. The dot-com CORPORATE craze gave way to realistic expectation. The suits backed off, and the independent artist stepped in. What few people saw coming was the artistic revolution we now find ourselves in. Today, this very minute, is the single greatest moment in art history – and tomorrow will be even better.

You see, the greatest thing the internet gave us was not the ability to sell pet products online, or to have business discussions over Skype, or finally decide how a warp engine works. The greatest thing the internet gave us was unbridled communication. All of the sudden, each and every one of us has the ability to reach out and communicate with wide swathes of people to whom we would have never met twenty years ago. This advancement of communication is unparalleled in history. It puts the printing press to shame.

With this new openness comes an outlet for artists that forever changes the way they can approach their craft. In the past, to survive on your art meant you had to submit to the control of a corporate interest. Sure, there have been avant-gardes that have bucked the system and made a living from it, but those are the exceptions and not the rule. To make it in the art world, whether a musician, writer, painter, or what have you, it required that you bow down to the people in the suits that would tell you what everyone wanted to enjoy.

Art for the past century has been stifled by the grip of corporate influence. Musicians have been forced to ‘write for the radio’ in an attempt to craft something that would sell. Painters have been told their work is too controversial and will never be commercial. Writers have been instructed to stick to what works and to follow in the footsteps of other, more successful scribes. Every part of entertainment was strictly guided down a path of ‘proven formula’ that created generic, predictable mush for the masses to consume. Those days are over, my friends. Thank Fucking God!

The internet has been taken over by the artists (and pornography, but that’s a different discussion). The outlet that the world wide web has opened can never be shut. The avenue between artist and consumer no longer winds through the boroughs of corporate control. We are now able to communicate directly. The free distribution of thought, art, and expression have never been so widely available. This, my friends, is the Age of the Artist, and it is high time we embrace that fact.

So what now? Eschew the norm. Move beyond the television, the radio station, the movie theater, the book store. These things mean nothing to you now. Everything they offer is available elsewhere. Embrace the independent artists and support them, not only with your money, but with your love. Instead of raving about the new Katy Perry album (*shudder*) find an independent artist that tickles your fancy and scream their name from the rooftops – wait, fuck the rooftops – get on your various social sites and post the info there. These are the new rooftops from which we shout. Race to Twitter, Facebook, or whatever site you choose and tell your friends and family about the artist you just discovered.

Jazmendo.com

For your music fix, run over to Jazmendo.com and peruse their MASSIVE library of free music. These are albums that the artists themselves have posted for you to enjoy. There is more music here than you will ever be able to listen to (53,831 at the time of this article). Find what you like, then tell your friends about it. Also, give up the cds (Nerves, I’m looking directly at you on this one, buddy). Limiting yourself to physically purchased albums is guaranteeing that you shut off a faucet of independent voices. Do not allow yourself to get tied into the former corporate distribution methods. These things are useless to us now.

For books, check out Smashwords.com (shameless self-plugging here! Wait, strike that, GLORIOUS self-plugging here!!) You can find thousands of independent authors there that have chosen to put their books onto the market without going through the standard publishing route. Also, forget your rigid stance on needing to actually HOLD A BOOK. This is just like the mentality of needing to own a CD and ignoring online downloads. It’s time to embrace the new wave of technology and open the floodgates on independent thought. Or, you could just continue to eat what the corporations tells you tastes good. Also, if you own a Kindle, Nook, iPad or some other reading device, jump onto their forums. Each of them offer a section that features free or extremely cheap downloads from independent authors.

Finally, with all of this said we come to the single most important part of this article: Don’t listen to a word I’ve said.

Taste is subjective, and if you love Katy Perry then don’t let some internet asshat (me) tell you not to like her music. If you love to watch Transformers movies over and over, then do it. If reading only New York Times bestsellers is your preferred way of snuggling down with a good book, then keep doing it. The important thing is that YOU decide what to be entertained by. Don’t let anyone else determine it for you. The goal, hope, or secret desire of all artists is that they reach a level of success that will support them, and it is foolish to demonize them for reaching that level. I applaud the artists that have made it to the top, but I want them to receive a very stern warning letter: The independents are on the rise. Step up your game.

It is time for you to embrace independence. I, for one, will never turn back. Viva la resistance!

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