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Archive for the ‘Bad Movie Drinky Drinky’ Category

Aug
09/10
The Ultimate BMDD – Battlefield Earth
Last Updated on Monday, 9 August 2010 10:43
Written by Jitterbug
Monday, August 9th, 2010

On September 1st the BMDD Gods have deemed us worthy of the greatest bad movie ever made.  Battlefield Earth will become available to Instant Watch on Netflix.

I have seen an unreasonable number of bad movies in my time.  Yet there is one that is so gleefully horrid that the first time I saw it, I sat in awe of the sheer shittitude that confronted me.  Battlefield Earth was released in 2000, and depicts the human race’s struggle against an alien race known as the Pschlos (seriously – Hubbard added an “L” to the word Psychos in an attempt to be clever.)  It stars John Travolta as the leader of the ridiculously named alien race, and it was based on Travolta’s religious icon, L Ron Hubbard’s book of the same name.

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Aug
05/10
5 Worst Videogame Movies – A Challenge
Last Updated on Thursday, 5 August 2010 10:10
Written by Jitterbug
Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Have your cycles synced or something?

I have spent far more then my share of hours plopped down in front of the TV watching the worst garbage that Hollywood can dish out.  I am a glutton for punishment, and seeing cheesy decapitations hits me in the special spot of the brain that apparently can not be over stimulated.  For this reason, it would be understandable to assume that I love video-game based films, as they are nearly always utter crap.  Yet this is not the case.  For some reason, I get offended by video-game adaptations that don’t live up to (or even come near) their potential.  That’s why I’m making this list.  It’s a challenge to all of us to see these movies and derive some modicum of entertainment from them.

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