Mitt Romney Is A Serial Killer!

Mitt Romney has been accused of being a serial killer. Read More

Foster’s, You’re Fired!

Since the age of 17, I have abused my liver and taste buds with Foster’s and other concoctions that have been described as beer. No more. Thanks to Talkingship I’ve finally taken the plunge into the world of delicious ales.

An innocent fresh fish hunt at the nearby supermarket turned into a long staring contest where the most amusing named beer would make it into my basket. Four made it in and many, many more will soon follow as I seek out and taste new glorious pastures. I will try and describe the taste, words may be invented by myself to achieve this, I will not however be describing the smell as years of smoking and exposure to my flatmate’s bathroom deposits have left that sense useless. I better get on and show you what I have as the beer is being consumed and my hand, brain co-ordination is quickly deteriorating. Read More

Whip My Snare Back And Forth!

Walk Off The Earth parodies Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair Back And Forth”Read More

FREE MUSIC MONDAY – Leslie Hunt

Check out Leslie Hunt’s album, Your Hair Is On Fire for FREE!Read More

Getting Music To Your Ear Holes

Mysti Mayhem delves into the world of free music services to tell you which one ranks highest.Read More

Time to Meet Mayhem

Hey everybody, I’m MystiMayhem and I’m new recruit here on Talkingship. I’m going to write things for you lovely people to read so here I am to introduce myself.Read More

A Little About McChicken

Hello everybody! I would just like to introduce myself to all of you, and let you all know a bit about me, and what I will be doing here on the good old ship, so let’s get started!

Well, I guess there had to be one of us ...

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Defending Guilty Pleasures

Water, the planet’s core is made of.

You’re sitting there watching a movie and you think to yourself, this is fantastic! The plot and action is gluing you to your seat, eyes fixated on the 21” mass of curved glass in front of you. A decade passes by, the internet is in full flow and you’ve just watched that same movie for the hundredth time. You find an article headlined ’The 10 Worst Movies of the 90’s” on this great internet and find the movie you loved so much is listed. The acting ripped to shreds, the plot left in a stinking heap on the floor and the production quality laughed at like a giggling school girl. It must be a mistake right? Two hours of trawling through the internet proves that it’s not a mistake or a joke, every Tom, Dick and Jitterbug out there has bashed one of your favourite movies and so it’s confirmed, this is now your guilty pleasure.

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Interview on Digital Ink Spot

I wanted to let you know that an interview I did with a book blogger has just gone up. We discussed Deadlocked as well as what the future holds for the characters and for me. Check it out HERE.

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A Love Song

Yes, so love songs in general are pretty bad. They’re slow, boring, soppy, only played at weddings and the ladies can’t get enough of them. So I felt I needed to do something about it.Read More