Monthly Archives: January 2012
FREE MUSIC MONDAY – Walk Off The Earth
January 23, 2012 | Jitterbug 1Walk Off The Earth is offering some of their music for you to try out. Come and fall in love with these guys like I have.Read More
Another Win for Michigan
January 23, 2012 | Quinstar 3I think my latest affair is going to hold my attention for a while. Yes my friends, I’ve fallen for a pumpkin. A Jolly Pumpkin to be precise. We could be lovers…Read More
Songify The News – Get Money, Turn Gay
January 23, 2012 | JitterbugThe makers of Autotune The News are back with an epic and hilarious new video.Read More
IOS Game Of The Week
January 23, 2012 | JitterbugLevi picks his IOS Game of the Week, Tiny Tower!Read More
Stop Motion is Back
January 22, 2012 | Cobberwebb 1There are a couple of movies that are coming out that might reinvigorate the Stop Motion genre.Read More
8-Year Old’s Hardcore Song
January 21, 2012 | Jitterbug 2An 8 year old girl performs a hardcore song written by her dad.Read More
Introducing Jarrett
January 20, 2012 | Jarrett 5Jarret, a new writer for the ship, introduces himself to the masses.Read More
The Expendables 2 Will Be PG-13
January 19, 2012 | Jitterbug 6
Stallone loves the kiddos
The first Expendables sucked. Sorry to be a downer, but I’d rather watch reels of hotel implosions than sit through Sylvester’s action opus again. However, it seems some folks liked that movie because of all the cool booms and stuff. They liked the violence, explosions, blood, and machismo so much that Sylvester Stone was able to make a sequel.
And that sequel will be PG-13.
WHAT?!?! Are you serious? The only possible enjoyment a human being could glean from the first movie was the violence. Why would you temper that in the sequel? Well, apparently it wasn’t the violence that was an issue, it was the cursing. That’s fucking stupid.
From what I’ve been able to dig up, the problems came from Chuck Norris’ involvement. They really wanted him in the movie, but he had an issue with the vulgarity in the script. He agreed to be in the movie only if they took the vulgarity out. Because, clearly, hearing the word, “Shit” is much worse on our collective psyche than seeing a person’s head explode. Thanks for saving our humanity, Chuck!
Beer and Baby Otters – An Introduction To Quin
January 19, 2012 | Quinstar 5Quinstar introduces herself to the ship at large.Read More
Introducing Levi
January 17, 2012 | Jitterbug 6Levi’s new to the staff and wants to introduce himself.Read More
What You’ve Been Saying