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Old 04-10-2011, 10:25 AM
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This is by far the longest post we could possibly have on the ship
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Old 04-10-2011, 05:34 PM
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Remember, here on the ship, it's all about the length. Just ask Nerves... he also says it's about the girth as well....
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:05 AM
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Mutton bro you better watch out for those Kangaroos! Also I have only a vague idea of the kilometer-to-mile ratio so I assume its somewhere around 3000 miles??? And lastly you are lucky I've seen enough foreign flicks to know what the fuck a petrol station is. I love foreign english haha be safe!
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My question is if you stand on top of Uluru (that big ass rock down under) and piss off of the top of it, does is spiral down in a counterclockwise pattern? And if you happen to hit a 'Roo, does it wait till you get to the ground to box you, or hops up to meet you in the middle?
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Old 04-21-2011, 01:38 PM
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Hello my crazy shipheads, it's Talkingship's tame Australian shit-kicker here to give you a bit of an update as to what's been happening Downunder and why I've been away from all my internet friends the last few weeks.

So, recenty I had a bit of a disagreement with my boss. I think he's an asshole, he disagrees. Seriously, he called a few things into question, and gave me the motivation I needed to look for a new job.

Well, it's been a crazy few weeks. I've since found a job, still with the same company, just on the other side of the country. It's actually back in my home state of Queensland (shut it fish... lol!) I'll be working 1 week on, 1 week off, I'll be home more often, and I'll hopefully be able to game a lot more.

Now comes the downside. For me to get to this "JOB OF MY DREAMS", I have to do a little bit of driving... by little bit, I mean nearly 5000km's worth of it. I'm going to be driving from where I am down to the southern half of Western Australia, and then heading east along one of the most empty stretches of highway in the world, the Nullabor Plains. It's like a day or 2 of nothing but the odd petrol station and lots and LOTS of kangaroo's, all specifically waiting for me at the side of the road so they can hurl themselves in front of my car specifically, all in the hopes of preventing me from getting what I rightfully deserve, as both the Australian, and Devil I am.

So there you have it guys. I'm doing a big-arse road trip, there will hopefully be lots of (good) photo's, and maybe even a movie or 2.

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Yeah, but remember, our country is derp when it comes to gun laws.
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How much did that sweet tat cost you Mr. Mutton?
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How much did that sweet tat cost you Mr. Mutton?
He got it for super cheap: $40. Most of the time a tattoo artist is going to charge around $100 an hour, and that tattoo took an hour.
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He got it for super cheap: $40. Most of the time a tattoo artist is going to charge around $100 an hour, and that tattoo took an hour.
I'm gonna get one for sure. I don't care if its plagiarism.
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I'm gonna get one for sure. I don't care if its plagiarism.
Go to the National Tattoo Convention this year at the Mandalay bay and have one of the super pros give you some good shit
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