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Old 04-14-2010, 10:56 PM
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Do you think it was Paul Hogan that killed Steve Irwin with a stingray to reclaim his title of spokesperson of all of Australia?
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Oooh! Thought of a new one!

Do you think it was Paul Hogan that killed Steve Irwin with a stingray to reclaim his title of spokesperson of all of Australia?
Quite possibly. I mean look at him... HE CAN CONTROL BUFFALO!! He told Dopey to get out of the way, and when he didn't... HE MADE HIM GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Seriously though, I think it was a conspiracy, contrived by the animal kingdom. I mean, come on. He handled all sorts of poisonous animals, played with all sorts of carnivorous creatures, from giant lizards to giant house cats, and he got killed by... a STINGRAY!?!?!

The animals planned it. They had to. They all sat around going "Right'o, we know that he's expecting the crocs to come leaping out of the water after him, he fully expects the snakes to get pissed off and have a go at him, and he's probably got anti-venom on hand when dealing with both them and spiders. What isn't he expecting? I got it, we'll get a seemingly harmless stingray to stab him through the chest. It's a one-in-a-million thing, he'll never expect it!"

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"Hey guys, remember that girl from last night? I took her home and fucked her in her Aussie!" (High Fives from everyone.)
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