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Old 08-08-2010, 09:42 PM
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I know under aged drinky is bad but what the hell. I remembered my first time partying hard I puked all over this girl. Pretty fucking nasty, then I puked in a girls mouth. Next day I was fine though, no hangover or anything. My friend made out with a guy, hes a dude that was funny shit.
Puking in a girl's mouth. Yep - that is one porn I have not seen.
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:19 AM
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I know under aged drinky is bad but what the hell. I remembered my first time partying hard I puked all over this girl. Pretty fucking nasty, then I puked in a girls mouth. Next day I was fine though, no hangover or anything. My friend made out with a guy, hes a dude that was funny shit.
Man there is no way that you could ever let your friend live that shit down. I would bag on his ass so much haha, ah the good times drinking.
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:24 AM
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Hmmm, my first time drinking I was at my step-sister's wedding in Utah and she had a kegger there and me and the bros decided to hit it up. This was when I discovered my pretty god damn impressive ability to chug liquid (beer). Needless to say I was very hammered after I had to do multiple demonstrations of my slaughter of 32 ounce glasses of beer at a time. And my mom was drunk as well and tried proving her point by saying " you want to drink? Here drink" and she would hand me a beer and I would play the vanishing game with the interior of the bottle. So that didn't help and needless to say I was puking just from the amount of liquid in my body not to mention the fact that I was shit-faced beyond recognition. And yes there was the worst hangover ever to follow, I ended up heading home early on a road that looked like it was drawn on an etch-e-sketch (nothing but turns) and thats my story
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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Awhile back I got hammered and went to the house of a girl I had a one night fling with. When I showed up at the door, it was answered by her husband. I had no idea that she was married and I have to admit that it made for an awkward moment. I asked for "James" and pretended to be a drunken fool looking for a totally different type of hook-up so as not to draw attention to the akward moment between me, him and his very embarrassed wife. Turns out, they had a gay neighbor across the street named Jim. Now I'm stuck in my lie and had to follow through and walk across the street and knock on Jim's door. I ended up doing a drunken "ding-dong dash". Not the way I'd planned for the evening to go.

Ding Dong Dash...or Ding Dong Stash? Stash as in he stuck it in your butt.
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It could be this years follow up to the ever so popular "2 girls,1 cup"... "2 Girls, 1 Chunder Bucket!
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Hmmm, my first time drinking I was at my step-sister's wedding in Utah and she had a kegger there and me and the bros decided to hit it up. This was when I discovered my pretty god damn impressive ability to chug liquid (beer). Needless to say I was very hammered after I had to do multiple demonstrations of my slaughter of 32 ounce glasses of beer at a time. And my mom was drunk as well and tried proving her point by saying " you want to drink? Here drink" and she would hand me a beer and I would play the vanishing game with the interior of the bottle. So that didn't help and needless to say I was puking just from the amount of liquid in my body not to mention the fact that I was shit-faced beyond recognition. And yes there was the worst hangover ever to follow, I ended up heading home early on a road that looked like it was drawn on an etch-e-sketch (nothing but turns) and thats my story
People drink in Utah? always thought it was a dry state or something
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Old 08-16-2010, 01:58 PM
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People drink in Utah? always thought it was a dry state or something
We brought the keg from Nevada, and we are all Nevada'ns just a nice ranch that my step dad owns.
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Old 08-21-2010, 08:21 AM
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Hey I have a story, ok, so me and a couple friends go cruising out through the desert and stop at Magnasite (just some place) to have a little drinky drinky. We had two bottles some smirnoff vodka (for the ladies) and some Captain Morgan for me haha. Well right off the bat I poor about 6 ounces of it into my cup and fill the other quarter of the cup with soda. Unfortunately Colby got a little crazy and stupid drunk BUT the good news is that I hooked up with this girl I've been trying to get with, I just hope she remembers too (she was waaaay less drunk than me. Other than missing work with Cam-dog this morning I am A-OK with the results.


Cam-dog if you're reading this, my sincerest apologies
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You didn't miss much at work, you are fired though.
haha NO MORE MONEY! haha
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.

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