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Old 05-08-2010, 08:38 AM
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Ok, this is just kinda cool

A week ago, I met a few friends from school for drinks. One of these friends was a girl named Lyn who bartends at most of the hotter bars in the Dallas area. After getting good and toasted (for pennies on the bar-dollar), we went to a very exclusive club called "The Candle Room". When we pulled up and the velet'd our car, I started to walk to the back of the line. Instead, she pulled me up to the rope and all three of us just walked right in and were escorted to the VIP section. (It felt like date scene out of Goodfellas.)

Once inside the fun really began. I went up to the VIP bar and ordered a round. While there I noticed two much older gentlemen surrounded by a plethora of beautiful young women. I don't know what they did or how they got their money, but I knew they were loaded by the amount of gold-digging honeys all over them. As I'm puttng my card down, one of these guys pulled up next to me to order a few drinks for himself and his table.

Being the talkative drunk that I am, I struck up a conversation with him. Turns out, he was an old Vietnam vet. I thanked him for his service and informed him that I'd spent a tour in Iraq doing the same type thing he did (we were both medics). Before I realized it, 45 minutes had gone by and I'm standing there talking with this guy and getting all kind of dirty looks from they money-grubbers.

End result of the evening, we joined our table with him and his friend, drank for four straight hours, closed the bar, and racked up a $400 bar tab between the three of us. As we went to pay it, the older guy (Steven I learned his name was) took our bill and tore it up. Turns out he owned the place. I was given a free membership, and he added my name to the walk in plus 3 list. One of the best nights of drinking ever.

For those of you interested, I did manage to sneak one of those gold-digging honeys out of there and back to her place. Win, Win, WIN!
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Old 05-08-2010, 04:28 PM
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Ok, this is just kinda cool

A week ago, I met a few friends from school for drinks. One of these friends was a girl named Lyn who bartends at most of the hotter bars in the Dallas area. After getting good and toasted (for pennies on the bar-dollar), we went to a very exclusive club called "The Candle Room". When we pulled up and the velet'd our car, I started to walk to the back of the line. Instead, she pulled me up to the rope and all three of us just walked right in and were escorted to the VIP section. (It felt like date scene out of Goodfellas.)

Once inside the fun really began. I went up to the VIP bar and ordered a round. While there I noticed two much older gentlemen surrounded by a plethora of beautiful young women. I don't know what they did or how they got their money, but I knew they were loaded by the amount of gold-digging honeys all over them. As I'm puttng my card down, one of these guys pulled up next to me to order a few drinks for himself and his table.

Being the talkative drunk that I am, I struck up a conversation with him. Turns out, he was an old Vietnam vet. I thanked him for his service and informed him that I'd spent a tour in Iraq doing the same type thing he did (we were both medics). Before I realized it, 45 minutes had gone by and I'm standing there talking with this guy and getting all kind of dirty looks from they money-grubbers.

End result of the evening, we joined our table with him and his friend, drank for four straight hours, closed the bar, and racked up a $400 bar tab between the three of us. As we went to pay it, the older guy (Steven I learned his name was) took our bill and tore it up. Turns out he owned the place. I was given a free membership, and he added my name to the walk in plus 3 list. One of the best nights of drinking ever.

For those of you interested, I did manage to sneak one of those gold-digging honeys out of there and back to her place. Win, Win, WIN!
That is fucking cool! I want something like this to happen to me so bad.
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:02 AM
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Ok, this is just kinda cool

A week ago, I met a few friends from school for drinks. One of these friends was a girl named Lyn who bartends at most of the hotter bars in the Dallas area. After getting good and toasted (for pennies on the bar-dollar), we went to a very exclusive club called "The Candle Room". When we pulled up and the velet'd our car, I started to walk to the back of the line. Instead, she pulled me up to the rope and all three of us just walked right in and were escorted to the VIP section. (It felt like date scene out of Goodfellas.)

Once inside the fun really began. I went up to the VIP bar and ordered a round. While there I noticed two much older gentlemen surrounded by a plethora of beautiful young women. I don't know what they did or how they got their money, but I knew they were loaded by the amount of gold-digging honeys all over them. As I'm puttng my card down, one of these guys pulled up next to me to order a few drinks for himself and his table.

Being the talkative drunk that I am, I struck up a conversation with him. Turns out, he was an old Vietnam vet. I thanked him for his service and informed him that I'd spent a tour in Iraq doing the same type thing he did (we were both medics). Before I realized it, 45 minutes had gone by and I'm standing there talking with this guy and getting all kind of dirty looks from they money-grubbers.

End result of the evening, we joined our table with him and his friend, drank for four straight hours, closed the bar, and racked up a $400 bar tab between the three of us. As we went to pay it, the older guy (Steven I learned his name was) took our bill and tore it up. Turns out he owned the place. I was given a free membership, and he added my name to the walk in plus 3 list. One of the best nights of drinking ever.

For those of you interested, I did manage to sneak one of those gold-digging honeys out of there and back to her place. Win, Win, WIN!
Epic night, Farva! Grats!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:30 AM
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Farva....you're my hero. So is this club your weekend hangout...or what?
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:18 PM
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Farva....you're my hero. So is this club your weekend hangout...or what?
I work most weekends, but I've been there a few times during the week. There's still a line and it's still packed. Makes me feel like a king.
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:26 PM
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Man...I would hang there all weekend like a monkey in a cocanut tree. (yeah...that wasn't very funny was it )
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Holy shit Farva that cousin story that is legendary on a whole new level.
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Here is a pretty gay story, not literally it just sucked anywayss

Awhile back I think it was late December, me and some friends decided that we would get drunk at our friend Hectors because his mom wasn't home. So I decided to make a cool night out of this and told this pretty hot chick that I wanted her to come drink and hang out with me. Me and her hung out by ourselves for awhile and drank while i was driving around until finally we decided to go to Hector's house where he, Cam-dog and my friend Lance were at. By the time we got there I was thinking to myself that when it came to this girl I had it in the bag and we were gonna hook up that night.
We got there and it was just the usual going on some PS3 playing and some Call of Duty, push-up contests and so on. This was the first time I had really come to drink with my friend Hector and I was about to find out what kind of drunk he was. It turns out he is a very aggressive and angry drunk, Cam-dog had to find that out the hard way when Hector kicked him in the ribs during the push-up contest. But anyway that girl and I both got pretty good and buzzed and I was getting ready to start making my move when Hector decided to be nosy and aggressive like he is and wouldn't give us any alone time and then he challenged the girl to a drinking competition. This got her pretty good and hammered, then shortly after that she had another competition with Lance. Roughly five minutes later she was out front on the grass puking to no end and crying while texting her ex-boyfriend. Around here there was dismal hope at best of any action, I had pretty much ruled it out unless she had some magical sobering up power. Well she didn't, and she ended up puking for the next two hours till finally I just said alright get in the car I'm takin ya home and she did. We stopped about fifteen times during the four mile drive so she could puke and she was dry heaving pretty much the whole time and I had figured it was only a matter of time before she went into shock or something and just killed over. I strengthily considered throwing her out to a friend of mine and being a prick and just leaving, but decided against it. About an hour or two later we got to her house and she went immediately inside to the bathroom, I grabbed her stuff and followed her in. I walked in about two minutes after her and she was sitting on the can like half dead. It was one of those moments where you see a very attractive person in possibly the most disgusting position she could be in. I didn't really know how to react so I just left.
I arrived back at Hector's and saw Cameron and Lance laughing about something just normal. About this time I was designated Colby givin all the shit I had gone through so far. Then I see Cam-dog turn and puke all over in Hector's sink. Hector was really angry (big surprise) and he was gonna attack Cam until I calmed him down and sent him out to his room. I told everyone that it was time for sleep and Cam went and crawled into Hector's bed and Hector (being him) was making one of the biggest mistakes you can while drunk, drunk texting. I told him not to and tried to take his phone but he freaked out and started getting pissed off so I just made them all go to sleep. I went out and cleaned up the whole house and washed all the awesome puke covered dishes erasing every suspicion that there was any drinking that night.
Morale to the story, don't drink with those assholes.... yes Cam-dog his puke smells terrible. Anyway thats the crappiest one I have
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Oh fuck that was a fun night other than Hector being a dick to us and calling everyone. Oh and you should blame Hector for me puking I told you he made me drink the rest or the bottle straight. Anyway I was kind enough to keep it in the sink.

Also Farva that is amazing.
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Ouch, C.P. That doesn't sound like a very fun night. I hope you got some brownie points with the girl for taking her home and being cool with her.
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