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Old 05-19-2012, 04:06 PM
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I just got back from a party the other night and was thinking about the events of said party and came to a realization while I ate a robertos carne asada breakfast burrito, that realization is that I tend to misread the way women react towards me and think they are flirting with me so I do and touch in flirtatious ways also my come backs tend to have alittle more bite to them which is unintentional when everyones having a good time I don't try and hurt anyones feelings while I mess around. I also tend to call out the people who are bout to do the drunk flail, which is funny as hell. But what is your worst drunk quality?
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That explains both drunk and sober Justin... But I have no bad drunk qualities with the exception of drinking too much many times. I get drinking and then I'm like man I can take this whole bottle out on my own... Then i have trouble moving for a day or so.
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I start drinking 8hrs before a BMDD. Is that a bad drunk quality?
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Ya see, I did it last night, I drank a fuck load of beer at Hooters because they decided not to card me. I had 8 pints there and a few more at the hotel and some shots and then suffered an exotic hangover this morning. Luckily IHOP was there to save me this morning.
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how was it exotic did you wake up with a toucan in you asshole?
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It was military exotic, I ended up hanging out with an army officer which is like the biggest no-no you could ever ever do for an officer. And she was so freaking hot.
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Pssshhh he was there too, shooting tequila and campaigning.
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