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So, for at least part of my bachelor party, my friends decided that they want to do 2 BMDD movies. For our selection, we have chosen Leprechaun 5- In the Hood, and Street Fighter. I will try to update this post tomorrow once I come to (I'm not a drinker...so this will be REAL fun for me,) and let you all know how it turned out.
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So, for at least part of my bachelor party, my friends decided that they want to do 2 BMDD movies. For our selection, we have chosen Leprechaun 5- In the Hood, and Street Fighter. I will try to update this post tomorrow once I come to (I'm not a drinker...so this will be REAL fun for me,) and let you all know how it turned out.
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Ok, so we started the night off with Street Fighter.

We set 2 drinking rules. First rule was "Any time one of them did a 'Street Fighter' move". So, for example, when Guile does the 2 backflip kicks, those were the flash kicks from the game. 2nd rule was "Every time there is a roundhouse kick." Since it was a martial arts film, it felt like a must.

So, let me get the first rating out of the way because it is the obvious one.
Nudity: 0 Ships. Obviously, Hollywood movie, no nudity.

I can't remember the 2nd rating area, so if someone can fill me in, I will update the review. Either way, I will assume it would be a 0

The last rating, Drinkability: 2 out of 5 ships. If you run our 2 special rules, then there will be plenty of drinking. Just about every fight scene includes a roundhouse kick. And towards the end, you will see some of the "special moves." Just, most of the standard rules don't count normally.

Other than that, we just were all getting pissed at how inaccurate the movie was with the characters backgrounds in the game. Dhalsim NEVER FIGHTS!, enough said.
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Our 2nd movie (after we played some You Don't Know Jack) was Leprechaun 5- In the Hood. We decided one rule to be whenever the leprechaun raps. We also did a 2nd rule for any 1-liners from Ice-T.

Nudity, again 0. The only one you could even argue is the guy dressed in women's clothes, and we just drank only because we had to see it.

2nd rule....ummm....0. Really, I can't remember the 2nd one.

Drinkability, 0. I thought we would have some decent kills, and apparently I was wrong. There was maybe 6 deaths throughout the movie, and many happened off screen. As for our rules, there were no 1-liners, and the only time the leprechaun raps is right at the very end of the movie.

But, we really regret not drinking for black stereotypes, because we would have been plastered by the middle of the movie.

So for this one, if you want to laugh, watch it. But there are better movies to drink to.
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Since for whatever reason I can't edit my posts in here right now, I just quoted them with the changes for the 2nd rating. I also changed my 3rd rating for Lep 5, thinking back, probably would give it a little higher just because there were kills, but not as many as I was hoping for.

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Ok, so we started the night off with Street Fighter.

We set 2 drinking rules. First rule was "Any time one of them did a 'Street Fighter' move". So, for example, when Guile does the 2 backflip kicks, those were the flash kicks from the game. 2nd rule was "Every time there is a roundhouse kick." Since it was a martial arts film, it felt like a must.

So, let me get the first rating out of the way because it is the obvious one.
Nudity: 0 Ships. Obviously, Hollywood movie, no nudity.

2nd Rating, Cheesability: I would go with about a 4, maybe a 3 here. Too much fun to just sit back and scream "T. Hawk, what the hell are you doing here? You aren't being useful at all!" or just about anything with JCVD in it.

The last rating, Drinkability: 3 out of 5 ships. If you run our 2 special rules, then there will be plenty of drinking. Just about every fight scene includes a roundhouse kick. And towards the end, you will see some of the "special moves." Just, most of the standard rules don't count normally. But, there is a decent amount of blue toward the end, we just forgot to drink to it.

Other than that, we just were all getting pissed at how inaccurate the movie was with the characters backgrounds in the game. Dhalsim NEVER FIGHTS!, enough said.
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Our 2nd movie (after we played some You Don't Know Jack) was Leprechaun 5- In the Hood. We decided one rule to be whenever the leprechaun raps. We also did a 2nd rule for any 1-liners from Ice-T.

Nudity, again 0. The only one you could even argue is the guy dressed in women's clothes, and we just drank only because we had to see it.

Cheesability: probably a 3. Unless you really want to make fun of stereotypes (and for this movie, you probably want to) there isn't a whole lot else. But, the very last scene, with the leprechaun rapping... probably one of the easiest scenes just to drink because of how bad it is.

Drinkability, 2. I thought we would have some decent kills, and apparently I was wrong. There was maybe 6 deaths throughout the movie, and many happened off screen. As for our rules, there were no 1-liners, and the only time the leprechaun raps is right at the very end of the movie.

But, we really regret not drinking for black stereotypes, because we would have been plastered by the middle of the movie.

So for this one, if you want to laugh, watch it. But there are better movies to drink to.
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