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Old 01-27-2011, 05:39 PM
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I'm sitting on a couch in California with my daughter next to me watching "Bob's Burgers" on the instant watch. Suddenly I had a revelation. I'M A FUCKING MALE NURSE!!! Dear God, where did I go wrong. I'm a loving father who provides everything my daughter needs from Generic Brand Chips to a molestation free place to grow up. I drive a Mustang and ride a Motorcycle whenever I can. I often find I do many manly things.......but it's all a sham. It's a cover up for me publicly shouted secret shame. I'm a NURSE!?!?!?!? What the fuck.

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Old 01-28-2011, 09:19 AM
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Bob's burgrs is on instant watch?
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I'm sitting on a couch in California with my daughter next to me watching "Bob's Burgers" on the instant watch. Suddenly I had a revelation. I'M A FUCKING MALE NURSE!!! Dear God, where did I go wrong. I'm a loving father who provides everything my daughter needs from Generic Brand Chips to a molestation free place to grow up. I drive a Mustang and ride a Motorcycle whenever I can. I often find I do many manly things.......but it's all a sham. It's a cover up for me publicly shouted secret shame. I'm a NURSE!?!?!?!? What the fuck.

I'm gonna go lie down and cry now.
Stop moaning! At least you get to give men & women bed baths. Hey, the job has it perks!
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Bob's burgrs is on instant watch?
I think its just on Hulu Plus.

Oh and Well Farva it could be worse. You could be a condom dispenser at a well renowned gay bar like our good friend rasenganking (Justin)
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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Oh and Well Farva it could be worse. You could be a condom dispenser at a well renowned gay bar like our good friend rasenganking (Justin)
So which slot does the money go into then? and where do the 'nodders' dispense from?
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Ok this joke was funny when you did it on lance on here its just retarded and old
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Bob's burgers is pretty fucking funny. I'm still a male nurse. Think I'm gonnastart telling people work for the IRS. No follow up questions that way.
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