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Old 01-31-2011, 11:10 AM
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Bob's burgers is pretty fucking funny. I'm still a male nurse. Think I'm gonnastart telling people work for the IRS. No follow up questions that way.
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Ok this joke was funny when you did it on lance on here its just retarded and old
I agree Bob's Burgers is great

and Justin. Yes, yes it is still pretty funny.
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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Well look at it this way Farvster, at least you're not a male nurse. That's gotta be the worst!
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You forgot to mention that you won't drink anything that isn't capped off with a little umbrella.
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Old 02-16-2011, 11:34 PM
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I'm more worried about your frilly drink choices.

Male nurses are sexy. I'd probably fuck you if I was swayed in that way.
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You could always get a sex change, that would fix all the problems. Plus you wouldn't be gay anymore.
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Then it the show began to have an identity crisis. It wouldn't play, we found it in my daughters room trying on a tiara, and it began to have a strange affection for Kenny G.
Was it also drinking a Dinky-Doodle?
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Okay, I'm going to try and be a civil as possible about this.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHORE MOTHERS FOR GIVING ME SHIT ABOUT MY AMAZING DRINKS!!!

That said, I do prefer a drink with a kick and some color, and I am a male nurse. No Gay, but leaning I think.
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Old 02-27-2011, 02:27 PM
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Hey, this guy is a murse:


And he pulls this chick;



It's not all bad bro
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But... Farva is not as lean as that guy, Farva is more husky.
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And that guy has a smile that just makes me feel warm inside... and I could get lost in his eyes......... Sorry what were we talking about?
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We were talking about how Farva is partially a woman or something.

I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise really. What with his penchant for fruity, girly drinks (dinky doodle, anyone?). But the big sign that should have sent up the red flags- and I can't believe we missed it- being a nurse.

Farva, if any women ask, I`m going to tell them you're a Hollywood stuntman, specializing in motorcycle stunts, being set on fire and exploded.
Just looking out for you!
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