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Old 07-21-2010, 11:01 PM
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Better yet, pick up an actual Quilt.
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Better yet, pick up an actual Quilt.
Haha! I cannot tell you how hard I am laughing at that.
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I know the TP you speak of in OP. The chick that used to live with me would call those little bits "clitty litter." Not a fan either.
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I just drop my ass in the sink and run the water till it feels clean. No waste of paper ever.
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Awww shit! Looks like we are going to the grocery store today. Quilted Northern here I come!
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I hear the QN is reusable. So when you get done wiping, turn the fistfull inside out. Then you'll be golden for the nexy go 'round.
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I have found if you use the flushable wet wipes it not only feels amazing but it does a better job of keeping you "fresh"
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I do have some of those. Nothing beats using them after you're done wiping.
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Haha! I cannot tell you how hard I am laughing at that.
Speaking of which, am I the only one who laughed abnormally long at "Quilted Southern"?


But I...second...wait...third...no...gabilionth Quilted Northern. The best TP money can buy.
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