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Old 07-21-2010, 12:12 PM
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Default Suggestions for World class ass wipe.

Hear me out. I am not sure what kind of toilet paper my wife has been buying lately, but it sure does irritate me. It doesn't irritate me in the way that it burns my a-hole while using it, but what really makes me mad is "the little bits" of TP it leaves behind on the back of the toilet seat.

You guys know what I mean. You wipe, look, and then flush. Unfortunately, those bits that it leaves are what pisses me off. And before you guys mention Quilted Northern (I know your love for it from earlier shows) I need to know what exactly is good ass wipe that WON'T leave behind those annoying bits after you wipe. Thanks.
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Nothing personal, Shah, but sounds like you're wiping to hard. Also, try wiping back to front. That should keep the little bits off the back of the toilet seat.
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You're doing it wrong. You only wipe after your done shitting. Not mid-shit.
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I'm a huge fan of the Quilted Northern. When that's not available, I'll slum it with a little Charmin.
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Any certain type of Quilted Northern?
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You're doing it wrong. You only wipe after your done shitting. Not mid-shit.
Lol! But sometimes you get burners that require a mid-shit wipe.
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I use Quilted Southern.

It gets the job done...painfully.
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I will make sure the next time we need ass wipe we pick up some Quilted Northern.
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