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Old 05-09-2010, 12:44 PM
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Not in Washington state....http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...8_farm16m.html
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I would have to say a hesitant yes. Just wondering how you would tell if it was male or female? Do they have 'sack and balls' showing on dolphins or what? Would prefer a female one to be honest.
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I would have to say a hesitant yes. Just wondering how you would tell if it was male or female? Do they have 'sack and balls' showing on dolphins or what? Would prefer a female one to be honest.
The male dolphins have a penis and the female ones have vaginas. Also, you are a sick fuck.
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The male dolphins have a penis and the female ones have vaginas. Also, you are a sick fuck.
Never claimed to be anything other than that!

Been thinking though about how I would keep hold of the slippery Fu*cker. Having discarded super glue as a viable method of adhesion during lovemaking. I decided a velcro solution might be the answer. What you think?
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Never claimed to be anything other than that!
....I decided a velcro solution might be the answer. What you think?

Velcro tends to hurt me ... a lot.

I was thinking some sort of giant rubber band thingy... like the giant colored physical therapy ones. Or just getting the slippery bastard close enough to the shore where there is less water... then into my pickup... then to my pool...
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Velcro tends to hurt me ... a lot.

I was thinking some sort of giant rubber band thingy... like the giant colored physical therapy ones. Or just getting the slippery bastard close enough to the shore where there is less water... then into my pickup... then to my pool...
Yes, I like the idea of giant rubber bands! We have to look after the animals welfare afterall. Not sure about the idea of kidnapping the greasy mammal. Maybe a more subtle approach at seduction might be better. I'm thinking a bucket of cod liver oil and a bouquet of fresh mackerel would secure a night to remember.
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Where is the "sex" taking place with the dolphin; the blow hole or the mouth?
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Where is the "sex" taking place with the dolphin; the blow hole or the mouth?
As with all females(or males) that would depend upon the individual dolphin! But if you you give them enough cod liver oil they are more suceptible to exotic forms of intercourse.

Personally, I would give both a go. Depending on the gag reflex of the doplhin. Last thing you would want is a funnel of water up your 'womb ferret'.
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As with all females(or males) that would depend upon the individual dolphin! But if you you give them enough cod liver oil they are more suceptible to exotic forms of intercourse.

Personally, I would give both a go. Depending on the gag reflex of the doplhin. Last thing you would want is a funnel of water up your 'womb ferret'.
What scares me with the mouth are the teeth. Not sure I wanna get my member shredded to bits.
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