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Old 04-08-2010, 08:12 PM
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Ok, so today while i was listening to a rock station based out of Kansas City(98.9 The Rock) and they were interviewing this guy who had written a book. I was thinking to myself saying that it was no big deal and then i heard what the book was about.

This man had written a book about his relationship with a dolphin! And not just some save the wilderness relationship. This man thought he had a full on realtionship with that animal. He would say shit about how he had an emotional connection with the dolphin and that they could communicate telepathically.This sick fuck even had sex with the dolphin! I mean come on, loving the animal is one thing but laying the pipe on a dolphin? That is just horrible.

The book he wrote is called Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover and his name is Malcolm Brenner but im pretty sure it is a fake name.

So this brings me to my question: Would you have sex with a dolphin if you thought you had a connection with it?

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Old 04-08-2010, 08:22 PM
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How much did I drink, I was I wearing a wet suit?
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How much did I drink, I was I wearing a wet suit?
You are dont have a drop of alchol and you arent in a wet suit. It is just you, a dolphin and some water.
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I think the proper question isn't WOULD you, but rather HAVE you? And the answer is Oh Yeah! Sweet, soft, slimy dolphin skin. Ooohhh baby.
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Then, No. If I was drunk and had a hot girl fluffer, I might've done it for the story (I'm that guy), but no. Not without black-out amounts of alohol.
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Then, No. If I was drunk and had a hot girl fluffer, I might've done it for the story (I'm that guy), but no. Not without black-out amounts of alohol.
If you brought a hot girl fluffer the dolphin would flip shit an try to attack her. Atleast that is what the guy who wrote the book said. He said that he once brought a girlfriend of his (human, I think) and when the dolphin saw her, it went nuts and tried to get her.
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Well, the book says "a novel" so is not true. I still say that some people out there are fucking retarded, but still.

At our current time, there are so many people on this earth that you can technically think of some weird sick act and somewhere on this earth, there is a person doing it. Right now at this very moment, you can bet your ass there is a dude out there with jumper cables and a battery hooked up to his nuts and he is probably loving every second of it; It is what it is man.
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Well, the book says "a novel" so is not true. I still say that some people out there are fucking retarded, but still.

At our current time, there are so many people on this earth that you can technically think of some weird sick act and somewhere on this earth, there is a person doing it. Right now at this very moment, you can bet your ass there is a dude out there with jumper cables and a battery hooked up to his nuts and he is probably loving every second of it; It is what it is man.
No dude, this is real. I listened to the interview, he wasnt making this shit up. there was no possible way that he was.
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Wow thats some really fucked up shit! Isn't it like animal abuse or cruelty or something?
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I voted yes... just so Nipples didn't feel all alone over there.
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