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View Poll Results: Would you have sex with a Dolphin if you thought you had a connection with it?
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Old 05-15-2010, 03:34 AM
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What scares me with the mouth are the teeth. Not sure I wanna get my member shredded to bits.
To be honest, sex with a dolphin, even one as friendly as Flipper, is a dangerous venture. So we must accept there may be an element of risk involved.

My advice would be, to give the 'bottle nosed' love machine plenty of tender strokes upon its anal fins to minimise the chance of accidentaly having your 'fishy dipper' bit off.
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To be honest, sex with a dolphin, even one as friendly as Flipper, is a dangerous venture. So we must accept there may be an element of risk involved....
What if we drug it?
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Well that would work. But i'm sure that would constitute rape. I prefer my intimate moments with water mammals to be tender and loving.
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I voted No I do like to say Beast mode, but not in this way
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Well that would work. But i'm sure that would constitute rape. I prefer my intimate moments with water mammals to be tender and loving.
Rape!!!... I mean we're talking about having our way with a dolphin here aren't we.

Anywho... I think that the original issue of the teeth is way off as I believe that this was after we felt our "connection", so the teeth should be out of the question.

And if that beast even looks at you funny you donkey dolphin punch the thing.
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Rape!!!... I mean we're talking about having our way with a dolphin here aren't we.

Anywho... I think that the original issue of the teeth is way off as I believe that this was after we felt our "connection", so the teeth should be out of the question.

And if that beast even looks at you funny you donkey dolphin punch the thing.
Yes youre right. And if you wash youre member to eliminate the fishy smell, then the dolphin would not get confused.

Right thats me off to the local zoo. Gunna get me some lovin.
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