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05-19-2012, 04:06 PM
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What do you believe is your worst drunk Quality
I just got back from a party the other night and was thinking about the events of said party and came to a realization while I ate a robertos carne asada breakfast burrito, that realization is that I tend to misread the way women react towards me and think they are flirting with me so I do and touch in flirtatious ways also my come backs tend to have alittle more bite to them which is unintentional when everyones having a good time I don't try and hurt anyones feelings while I mess around. I also tend to call out the people who are bout to do the drunk flail, which is funny as hell. But what is your worst drunk quality?
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05-20-2012, 12:56 PM
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That explains both drunk and sober Justin... But I have no bad drunk qualities with the exception of drinking too much many times. I get drinking and then I'm like man I can take this whole bottle out on my own... Then i have trouble moving for a day or so.
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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05-25-2012, 01:04 PM
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I start drinking 8hrs before a BMDD. Is that a bad drunk quality?
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05-26-2012, 10:00 AM
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Ya see, I did it last night, I drank a fuck load of beer at Hooters because they decided not to card me. I had 8 pints there and a few more at the hotel and some shots and then suffered an exotic hangover this morning. Luckily IHOP was there to save me this morning.
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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05-26-2012, 11:15 AM
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how was it exotic did you wake up with a toucan in you asshole?
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05-27-2012, 08:25 AM
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It was military exotic, I ended up hanging out with an army officer which is like the biggest no-no you could ever ever do for an officer. And she was so freaking hot.
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I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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06-04-2012, 01:00 AM
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I'm gonna tell Obama!
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06-04-2012, 03:24 PM
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I'm gonna tell Obama!
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Pssshhh he was there too, shooting tequila and campaigning.
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Originally Posted by Farva
I watch my football in HD. I can see every scar on the players, and every make-up covered poc-mark on the face of the sideline reporters. I would have to believe that if I watched a porno in Blu-ray, I'd find myself noticing that pre-cancerous looking mole on that third girl from the left. I just want to see fake bouncing tits, not the surgical scars that put them there.
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