Well, we're a bit to far out in the deep sea to go crabbing, so you'll just have to settle for catching some crabs off of Nerve's pubes.

of course! I heard about your little 'problem', and I'm here to help! How do you feel about crab cakes? I could whip up some ballin' crab cakes for lunch if you provide the mats.

Welcome to the forums sir... are you here to staff the galley? We need someone to do the cooking apart from Nerves. He seems to love adding his "special" mayonaise to everything, even stuff that doesn't need it. Hmmm, strange....

Anyway, welcome to the Ship!