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Farva
03-31-2010, 12:04 PM
What's the worst thing you've ever done/said/seen while drunk?

About two years ago, me and my brother left this bar in Alaska completely shit faced. As we turned the corner of the bar, there was a cop car sitting there. No one was in it, and I had to piss so my brother convinced me to wash his rear wheel. Please note, this is in November. I decided to make it even funnier, I pulled my pants and boxers down to my ankles and started to let go. My brother, seizing the opportunity decided to find the cop and explain to him that some drunk was pissing on his car.

So, here I am, half naked just getting ready to finish washing this tire when, suddenly I'm on ground writhing in pain in the snow and my own piss (still have naked of course). Apparently, the cop decided to just taser me in the ass. My brothe laughed so hard he may have pissed himself. The cop ended up letting me go with a warning (I think he knew my dad). Anyway, long story short, my brother is an asshole.

Jitterbug
03-31-2010, 04:19 PM
I think I told this story on the show, but here it goes (get ready, because it's a long one):

I was living in the Tampa area for a while, and I became really close friends with this guy that I worked with named Chris. Well, it was his birthday, and Chris was flying his buddy in from Missouri to celebrate. We rented a Ford Mustang Convertible and got Chris' brother-in-law to join us on a trip to Y'bor city, which is a street in Tampa that is well known for it's bars and nightlife. We told our wives that we were headed to Dave and Busters to spend the night playing games and drinking.

We walked into Dave and Busters - drank a beer - then looked at each other and all agreed that there was no way we were going to play video games on guy's night out. So we hit the bars.

I have no idea how many bars we went to, but I know I wasn't the designated driver. This meant, of course, that I needed to drink more then everyone else to prove my manhood. I do remember getting very vocally angry that the people I was with that night wanted to watch a Gin Blossoms cover band instead of a bad ass Blues guy (I'm still a little pissed about that.) I also remember drunk dialing Nerves (who lived in Indiana) at about 1 in the morning and getting a waitress to try and convince him to fly out and meet us.

As we were leaving - we saw a cop riding on a horse. My buddy, Chris, thought this was the coolest thing he had ever seen in his life (he comes from Missouri - give him a break) and started petting the horse on the face. The cop leaned down and said, "It's okay if you pet him, just not on the face. It makes him nervous."

"Okay," said Chris. Then he proceeded to slap the horse in the face and say, "You're just so pretty!"

I heard the cop say, "Mother Fucker!" then I grabbed Chris, waved at the cop and said, "We're leaving," before racing down the street to the car. We hopped in, and I came to that awful realization that I am never going to make it home without puking. You are all probably familiar with this feeling. It's that moment where all hopes are dashed and the swirling in you stomach reaches a level that a thousand rides on the Whizzer Rollercoaster will never be able to equal. But before I knew it, we were in the rental with the top down, screaming obscenities at passer-bys in the glorious manner that all of the frat boys we've come to hate like to do.

We made it over the bridge and back to Clearwater, where my apartment was. I think the bugs thwapping into my forehead the whole way was just the distraction I needed to keep the puke in, but now we were at a stop light, and I needed to puke.

"Just let me out here," I said. "I can just walk from here." I saw a Burger King and understood that their toilets would be a better place to puke then the rental car.

"We're like a mile from your house, dude," said Chris. "Why the fuck do you want to walk."

"I dunno. It's a nice night and shit. And Burger King. And I thought... fuck it, just get me home." I rambled something to that extent.

Somehow, through the grace of the vomit-gods, I was able to hold the vicious mixture of shots - beer - shots - more beer - and stale chips from that Blues bar down until we got into my apartment complex. I shuffled out of the car and waved as they drove away. Then I realized my new dilemma: I had to face my wife. Shit. I knew that no matter how quiet I tried to be, my entrance into the apartment was going to be something akin to a locomotive crash - if trains could puke that is.

I thought about my options. I could just puke in the street, but seriously - yuck. I could puke in Tampa Bay, after all, our apartment was right on the bay. I could just walk right over to the water and throw up, but I'm guessing the neighbors would be a little pissed. I could puke in the pool - WAIT! I HAD THE SOLUTION!

I got my apartment key and ran to the pool. There was a bathroom there that could be opened with all of the complex's apartment keys!! PERFECT!. I rushed in, delighted at how the place had been freshly scrubbed and amused by how I was about to defile it, fell onto my knees and gave the porcelain God the best sacrifice he's gotten in years.

Then I fell asleep.

..........


Who knows how much time passed. An hour? Two hours? No clue. But I wake up to the sound of my cell phone vibrating on the tile floor. What the fuck? Where am I? Who's calling me at this hour? I pick up the phone and see that there are ten messages. I listen to the first:

It's my wife: "Honey? I was just calling to check on how things are going. It's getting late, I was just wondering what time you were going to be home."

Oh shit. Second message: "Aaron." (She's not calling me honey anymore.) "It's really late. I just wanted to make sure you were okay. Can you call me back please?"

I start to stumble up from the tile as the third message plays: "Aaron," she's obviously crying. "Where are you? I just talked to Chris and he said he dropped you off. Are you okay? Where are you?"

I am literally bouncing off the wall as I try to weave my way to the door of the bathroom as the next message plays. "Fucking shit, man," says Chris. "What the fuck happened to you dude? Jackie just called here looking for you. Are you getting ass raped or something?"

I make it out of the bathroom and start the walk of shame back home. Then I hear my wife's voice in the distance, "Aaron? Aaron? Aaron?"

I gurgled an answer, "Yep. I'm here."

I see my wife with my one year old daughter cradled in her arms. My wife 's crying and has been walking all around the complex looking for me for the past hour. She was about to call the police because she thought I had gone swimming in the Bay and had drowned.

My lame attempt to keep from waking her and the baby up while I puked had turned into one of the worst nights of her life. Thus, a legendary story was born.

And no, I never lived it down.

Farva
03-31-2010, 06:31 PM
That was BRILLIANT!

doworkson176
03-31-2010, 08:49 PM
That may have been one of the greatest stories i have ever read!

Jitterbug
03-31-2010, 09:32 PM
Glad you guys enjoyed it.

Cam-Dog
04-05-2010, 06:00 PM
That was the best story ever! You haven't said it on the show so you have to next chance you get.

doworkson176
04-05-2010, 07:51 PM
That story is on the same level as some of the stuff that Tucker Max has done.

Jitterbug
04-05-2010, 08:03 PM
That story is on the same level as some of the stuff that Tucker Max has done.

I loved that book. Haven't watched the movie yet - but the book was great.

doworkson176
04-05-2010, 08:09 PM
I loved that book. Haven't watched the movie yet - but the book was great.

I loved both of them! That book though, I dont know if i have ever laughed that hard. One of the best stories was the time Tucker tried anal! I had to put the book down i was laughing so hard!

Farva
04-06-2010, 10:37 PM
I made great time on a trip into Phoenix to visit my folks. Since I'd arrived a few hours before they'd be home, I decided to hit up a local hangout my brother and I would go to for a few mid-day beverages. After twenty minutes or so, a beautful woman walked in and sat about three stools down from me.

After a minute or two, I figured she was there alone and so was I so I introduced myself and asked if I could sit by her to maybe pass a little time. I found out soon enough that she spoke pretty good English if I spoke slowly enough. She was from Mexico and was in with her mother to visit her aunt and uncle nearby in Phoenix. She told me she'd gotten off the flight a few hours before and that her mother was resting and she didn't want to spend her first day in America sitting in an quiet appartment.

We ended up flirting and drinking for a few hours and after awhile we both realized how late it was, and that we needed to get out of there. Once outside, I realized that she'd walked from her destination and offered her a ride. I figured I could drop her off, maybe get a good bye kiss to go with the phone number she was writing down for me.

As luck would have it, she was staying in the same apartment complex as my parents. I figure this is going to be great as we'll be close and will have some free time on our hands. I pulled up infront of her building and noted that it was the same eight unit building as my folks. (At this point something seemed off in my gut.)

I took the phone number from her, shook her hand and watched her walk away. She went up two flights of stairs, and into my parents place. I, now totally confused and a little drunk, finish my cigarette, grab my bags and head in after her.

As I walk in, my mother gives me a huge hug and turns to introduce me to her Cousin Lilly and her daughter (my cousin) Cinthia, the lovely creature I'd just invested four hours of bar time in. Turns out they flew in for a visit, and my mom didn't tell me becuase I'd never met them and she wanted it to be a surprise.

One of the worst things I've ever done drunk........almost made out with my cousin.

Oleander4321
04-07-2010, 01:36 PM
That sucks Farva! I think there was an episode of 30 Rock similar to that, but she DID make out with her cousin. Cheers to close calls!

Farva
04-08-2010, 09:30 AM
That sucks Farva! I think there was an episode of 30 Rock similar to that, but she DID make out with her cousin. Cheers to close calls!

Never seen the show. Do you remember what the episode was about so I can google it. Now I really want to watch it.

Jitterbug
04-08-2010, 10:43 AM
Never seen the show. Do you remember what the episode was about so I can google it. Now I really want to watch it.

Just google: '30 Rock Tina Fey nearly dates her cousin' and it'll pop up.

Cam-Dog
04-08-2010, 12:32 PM
Man Farva that is hysterical.

Farva
04-08-2010, 03:36 PM
Man Farva that is hysterical.

I kid you not. It was one of the weirdest weeks of my life. REALLY awkward around the breakfast table. If you get on my facebook page, she's under my friends list. Once you catch a gander at her, you won't blame me for trying.

Cam-Dog
04-09-2010, 12:03 AM
Sir I do not blame you.

muttonchop
04-13-2010, 07:11 AM
Okay, I've got a story for ya. Hang on, it's probably gonna ramble a little bit.

Well, to start with, as some of the Crewbies know, I don't drink. I've never really tried before (except for this one time about a year ago... it didn't end well, but thats beside the point), and feel no need to.

Unfortunately, this usually lands me as the Designated Driver (which I have a feeling is going to be my designated role when I come out to PAX Prime next year), and this story comes from one of those Designated Driver moments.

This story takes place in Central Queensland, which is predominantly a coal mining area. A very good friend of mine had gotten a job working for a friends of his as a courier. His mate worked as an Auto Electrician at numerous mine sites in the area. I'd also like to state now that his mate/boss is a complete and utter fucking idiot, and if I ever saw him on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put him out...

...yeah, I didn't like him, but this was only after I got to know him. This story takes place before I got to know him that well.

Anyway, my friend was doing a run about once a week, which is about 600 to 700 kilometers one-way, and I decided to tag along this trip. We get up there and my mate Phil had to give him a hand for a little while. They went, did their thing, came back, and decided to start drinking. Now this isn't usually a problem, or so I thought, because as Darren got drunker, he got this fucking great idea in his head to go on a bit of a road trip. Guess who got to drive.

So after stocking up on a few hundred dollars worth of Rum and Cola, we were off! We had no destination in mind, we had no worries... we had no clue, basically. We basically just followed the Highway west for just over a hundred kilometres, and ended up at this little town called Anakie. It had a small pub, so the two piss heads could keep drinking, and it had a pool table, which is something I could get into.

1/2 way through a game, Darren walks up to me and tells him to give him the keys to the utility. I was about to refuse, but my mate told me to give him the keys (A/ Because it was Darren's car, and B/ Because Darren was his boss), so I just thought "Fuck it, maybe he'll get arrested", and gave him the keys. He went out, jumped in the car, and drove off.

Phil and I continued with our game of pool for maybe another half hour to an hour, and Darren showed up again. We didn't ask where he'd been, and he didn't tell us. The only inkling that something had happened while he was gone was when we were leaving, I put one of those car stickers on the back of the tray, saying something like "I've Been to Anakie". When he saw it, he just calmly walked up to it, looked me in the eye, said: "Adam... we were never here", and pulled the sticker off.

I'd like to point out that at this point I was convinced he'd killed somebody and that I'd need an alibi.

Eventually, I got it out of Phil that apparently, Darren use to work in that town, and the guy he worked for, fixing machines and the like, stiffed him on some money for a job he did. Well, all these years later, while in town, and drunk, he drove to this guys property, found his really expensive tractor, and loosened a part. Now, it's not the sort of thing that will make the brakes fail, or anything like that. It'll just make the machine not start. A very, very cheap part, like a nut or something. Something so simple to fix, but something which would cost thousands to diagnose. He got fucked over, so he returned the favor.

While driving back to Blackwater, well, I haven't really told you what we were driving yet. We were in a Ford Falcon Utility http://www.ebroadcast.com.au/ecars/Ford/AU/PiCs37/2000-AUIIute.jpg

It has a bench seat which seats 3 normal size people comfortably (or in our case, 2 big guys, and the small guy ((Darren)) in the middle). The passenger side footwell, which thankfully was all rubber (It's a workmen's ute) was full of Rum and Cola, just sloshing around. Darren was seated with his feet up on the dashboard, holding a can of Rum and Cola in his hand, asleep, and surprisingly enough, he was spilling less asleep than what he was when he was awake.

Half way home, we saw a 4WD on the side of the road with the bonnet up, some sort of engine trouble. I was promptly told by the drunkards to stop the car, as they were going to render assistance. I should point out that they could barely assist themselves out of the car because of how drunk they were, let alone assist someone else.

They walked (stumbled) over to the car, and started asking what the problem was. The driver had no clue, so Darren put it upon himself to help (whether or not they wanted that help or not). He pulled out his little pair of pliers, from where, I don't know, and proceeded to poke around in the engine bay. After a minute or two of poking around, he came out holding some random part, saying, and I quote: "You don't need this", threw it away, and told the guy to try starting the car.

Old mate was convinced that his car had just been fucked up (as was I), but went to start the engine anyway. To both his, and my, surprise, it started.

With nothing more than a "There ya go, have a safe trip", we were all back in the Ute, and driving off into the sunset.

The End.

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Well, that's my little addition to this page. What did you think?

Enjoy!

Jitterbug
04-15-2010, 08:28 AM
Good story, Muttonchop!

DEL
04-20-2010, 09:37 AM
So after spending oh like 12 hours editing articles, I basicly was loosing my mind. At around i'd say midnight a friend calls me on skype with his wife drunk in the background asking me if I wanted to do somed Drunk Driving in the blur demo. Now keep in mind I was fairly stressed and needed to get drunk in a hurry. So I broke out the Green Fairy and basicly got blitzed in like 3 shots. Now since we are talking absinthe, it was not the average drunk, it came with the pretty colors and a blackout. From what I have been told, I tore it up in the Blur demo derby (suprise) but when we switched to races I was horrible. All I can remember is some pretty lights and smashing the crap out of SUV's. One of 2 times I have actually blacked out, the other I apparently had to be held back from trying to track down a hobo to fight. That was due to the Jager fountain at a local bar.

Also when Blur comes out there needs to be a gamernight, because that shit is fun drunk.

Jitterbug
04-20-2010, 08:40 PM
So after spending oh like 12 hours editing articles, I basicly was loosing my mind. At around i'd say midnight a friend calls me on skype with his wife drunk in the background asking me if I wanted to do somed Drunk Driving in the blur demo. Now keep in mind I was fairly stressed and needed to get drunk in a hurry. So I broke out the Green Fairy and basicly got blitzed in like 3 shots. Now since we are talking absinthe, it was not the average drunk, it came with the pretty colors and a blackout. From what I have been told, I tore it up in the Blur demo derby (suprise) but when we switched to races I was horrible. All I can remember is some pretty lights and smashing the crap out of SUV's. One of 2 times I have actually blacked out, the other I apparently had to be held back from trying to track down a hobo to fight. That was due to the Jager fountain at a local bar.

Also when Blur comes out there needs to be a gamernight, because that shit is fun drunk.

I need to get my hands on some absinthe to give it a go. And not the shitty American (legal) stuff either. The real, wormwood barrel aged shit.

Farva
05-08-2010, 08:38 AM
Ok, this is just kinda cool

A week ago, I met a few friends from school for drinks. One of these friends was a girl named Lyn who bartends at most of the hotter bars in the Dallas area. After getting good and toasted (for pennies on the bar-dollar), we went to a very exclusive club called "The Candle Room". When we pulled up and the velet'd our car, I started to walk to the back of the line. Instead, she pulled me up to the rope and all three of us just walked right in and were escorted to the VIP section. (It felt like date scene out of Goodfellas.)

Once inside the fun really began. I went up to the VIP bar and ordered a round. While there I noticed two much older gentlemen surrounded by a plethora of beautiful young women. I don't know what they did or how they got their money, but I knew they were loaded by the amount of gold-digging honeys all over them. As I'm puttng my card down, one of these guys pulled up next to me to order a few drinks for himself and his table.

Being the talkative drunk that I am, I struck up a conversation with him. Turns out, he was an old Vietnam vet. I thanked him for his service and informed him that I'd spent a tour in Iraq doing the same type thing he did (we were both medics). Before I realized it, 45 minutes had gone by and I'm standing there talking with this guy and getting all kind of dirty looks from they money-grubbers.

End result of the evening, we joined our table with him and his friend, drank for four straight hours, closed the bar, and racked up a $400 bar tab between the three of us. As we went to pay it, the older guy (Steven I learned his name was) took our bill and tore it up. Turns out he owned the place. I was given a free membership, and he added my name to the walk in plus 3 list. One of the best nights of drinking ever.

For those of you interested, I did manage to sneak one of those gold-digging honeys out of there and back to her place. Win, Win, WIN!

doworkson176
05-08-2010, 04:28 PM
Ok, this is just kinda cool

A week ago, I met a few friends from school for drinks. One of these friends was a girl named Lyn who bartends at most of the hotter bars in the Dallas area. After getting good and toasted (for pennies on the bar-dollar), we went to a very exclusive club called "The Candle Room". When we pulled up and the velet'd our car, I started to walk to the back of the line. Instead, she pulled me up to the rope and all three of us just walked right in and were escorted to the VIP section. (It felt like date scene out of Goodfellas.)

Once inside the fun really began. I went up to the VIP bar and ordered a round. While there I noticed two much older gentlemen surrounded by a plethora of beautiful young women. I don't know what they did or how they got their money, but I knew they were loaded by the amount of gold-digging honeys all over them. As I'm puttng my card down, one of these guys pulled up next to me to order a few drinks for himself and his table.

Being the talkative drunk that I am, I struck up a conversation with him. Turns out, he was an old Vietnam vet. I thanked him for his service and informed him that I'd spent a tour in Iraq doing the same type thing he did (we were both medics). Before I realized it, 45 minutes had gone by and I'm standing there talking with this guy and getting all kind of dirty looks from they money-grubbers.

End result of the evening, we joined our table with him and his friend, drank for four straight hours, closed the bar, and racked up a $400 bar tab between the three of us. As we went to pay it, the older guy (Steven I learned his name was) took our bill and tore it up. Turns out he owned the place. I was given a free membership, and he added my name to the walk in plus 3 list. One of the best nights of drinking ever.

For those of you interested, I did manage to sneak one of those gold-digging honeys out of there and back to her place. Win, Win, WIN!

That is fucking cool! I want something like this to happen to me so bad.

Jitterbug
05-10-2010, 09:02 AM
Ok, this is just kinda cool

A week ago, I met a few friends from school for drinks. One of these friends was a girl named Lyn who bartends at most of the hotter bars in the Dallas area. After getting good and toasted (for pennies on the bar-dollar), we went to a very exclusive club called "The Candle Room". When we pulled up and the velet'd our car, I started to walk to the back of the line. Instead, she pulled me up to the rope and all three of us just walked right in and were escorted to the VIP section. (It felt like date scene out of Goodfellas.)

Once inside the fun really began. I went up to the VIP bar and ordered a round. While there I noticed two much older gentlemen surrounded by a plethora of beautiful young women. I don't know what they did or how they got their money, but I knew they were loaded by the amount of gold-digging honeys all over them. As I'm puttng my card down, one of these guys pulled up next to me to order a few drinks for himself and his table.

Being the talkative drunk that I am, I struck up a conversation with him. Turns out, he was an old Vietnam vet. I thanked him for his service and informed him that I'd spent a tour in Iraq doing the same type thing he did (we were both medics). Before I realized it, 45 minutes had gone by and I'm standing there talking with this guy and getting all kind of dirty looks from they money-grubbers.

End result of the evening, we joined our table with him and his friend, drank for four straight hours, closed the bar, and racked up a $400 bar tab between the three of us. As we went to pay it, the older guy (Steven I learned his name was) took our bill and tore it up. Turns out he owned the place. I was given a free membership, and he added my name to the walk in plus 3 list. One of the best nights of drinking ever.

For those of you interested, I did manage to sneak one of those gold-digging honeys out of there and back to her place. Win, Win, WIN!

Epic night, Farva! Grats!!

Lokela
05-13-2010, 08:30 AM
Farva....you're my hero. So is this club your weekend hangout...or what?

Farva
05-13-2010, 05:18 PM
Farva....you're my hero. So is this club your weekend hangout...or what?

I work most weekends, but I've been there a few times during the week. There's still a line and it's still packed. Makes me feel like a king.

Lokela
05-16-2010, 07:26 PM
Man...I would hang there all weekend like a monkey in a cocanut tree. (yeah...that wasn't very funny was it :( )

ColbyTS
05-16-2010, 08:48 PM
Holy shit Farva that cousin story that is legendary on a whole new level.

ColbyTS
05-16-2010, 09:21 PM
Here is a pretty gay story, not literally it just sucked anywayss

Awhile back I think it was late December, me and some friends decided that we would get drunk at our friend Hectors because his mom wasn't home. So I decided to make a cool night out of this and told this pretty hot chick that I wanted her to come drink and hang out with me. Me and her hung out by ourselves for awhile and drank while i was driving around until finally we decided to go to Hector's house where he, Cam-dog and my friend Lance were at. By the time we got there I was thinking to myself that when it came to this girl I had it in the bag and we were gonna hook up that night.
We got there and it was just the usual going on some PS3 playing and some Call of Duty, push-up contests and so on. This was the first time I had really come to drink with my friend Hector and I was about to find out what kind of drunk he was. It turns out he is a very aggressive and angry drunk, Cam-dog had to find that out the hard way when Hector kicked him in the ribs during the push-up contest. But anyway that girl and I both got pretty good and buzzed and I was getting ready to start making my move when Hector decided to be nosy and aggressive like he is and wouldn't give us any alone time and then he challenged the girl to a drinking competition. This got her pretty good and hammered, then shortly after that she had another competition with Lance. Roughly five minutes later she was out front on the grass puking to no end and crying while texting her ex-boyfriend. Around here there was dismal hope at best of any action, I had pretty much ruled it out unless she had some magical sobering up power. Well she didn't, and she ended up puking for the next two hours till finally I just said alright get in the car I'm takin ya home and she did. We stopped about fifteen times during the four mile drive so she could puke and she was dry heaving pretty much the whole time and I had figured it was only a matter of time before she went into shock or something and just killed over. I strengthily considered throwing her out to a friend of mine and being a prick and just leaving, but decided against it. About an hour or two later we got to her house and she went immediately inside to the bathroom, I grabbed her stuff and followed her in. I walked in about two minutes after her and she was sitting on the can like half dead. It was one of those moments where you see a very attractive person in possibly the most disgusting position she could be in. I didn't really know how to react so I just left.
I arrived back at Hector's and saw Cameron and Lance laughing about something just normal. About this time I was designated Colby givin all the shit I had gone through so far. Then I see Cam-dog turn and puke all over in Hector's sink. Hector was really angry (big surprise) and he was gonna attack Cam until I calmed him down and sent him out to his room. I told everyone that it was time for sleep and Cam went and crawled into Hector's bed and Hector (being him) was making one of the biggest mistakes you can while drunk, drunk texting. I told him not to and tried to take his phone but he freaked out and started getting pissed off so I just made them all go to sleep. I went out and cleaned up the whole house and washed all the awesome puke covered dishes erasing every suspicion that there was any drinking that night.
Morale to the story, don't drink with those assholes.... yes Cam-dog his puke smells terrible. Anyway thats the crappiest one I have

Cam-Dog
05-16-2010, 10:38 PM
Oh fuck that was a fun night other than Hector being a dick to us and calling everyone. Oh and you should blame Hector for me puking I told you he made me drink the rest or the bottle straight. Anyway I was kind enough to keep it in the sink.

Also Farva that is amazing.

Jitterbug
05-16-2010, 11:28 PM
Ouch, C.P. That doesn't sound like a very fun night. I hope you got some brownie points with the girl for taking her home and being cool with her.

ColbyTS
05-16-2010, 11:32 PM
Ouch, C.P. That doesn't sound like a very fun night. I hope you got some brownie points with the girl for taking her home and being cool with her.

She blamed me for letting her drink too much. Even though I wasn't in the room at the time. But thank you for rootin' for me

Farva
05-17-2010, 11:41 PM
C.P. You poor bastard. That's an absolutely horrific night. I say you need to kick cam in the ribs again just for having to remember that you cleaned his puke.

Thanks for sharing though, made me smile.

Cam-Dog
05-18-2010, 12:54 AM
Kick me why?!? I was the life of the party anyway I owe him one thats for sure.

ColbyTS
05-18-2010, 07:28 AM
C.P. You poor bastard. That's an absolutely horrific night. I say you need to kick cam in the ribs again just for having to remember that you cleaned his puke.

Thanks for sharing though, made me smile.

Haha thanks for your sympathy there Farva and yeah saying he owes me one is an understatement, punk-ass.

DEL
06-12-2010, 11:49 PM
So for the first time since High School I got in a fight tonight. Through Facebook I was invited to go out drinking with an ex girlfriend and her 2 single friends. Little did I know the reason being that I am a big dude and one of her friends was just turning 21, so they needed a big dude to protect her from the douchebags. So the night went on, I got drunk and, the girl being 21, got hammered and was dancing with every douche in the place. One douch in particular did not appreciate the fact that she did not want to go home with him after grinding on him for a good hour. SO he got angry at me, (reasonable right?). Being more drunk then me he was unable to throw a decent punch and the fact that I am 6'4" and he was at most 6' even made it even better. Being a non violent man, I simply grabbed his throat and explained to him that "buddy, she is going out for the first time and she does not want your little prick, she is simply having a good time with her friends," so he spat in my face and told me to fuck off. Now, I dislike fighting, but I dislike being spit on more, so I calmy pushe him down and held him on the dirty sidewalk until a the cop watching the front after last call came round and asked what was going on. Luckily, my ex from high school, being a brilliant girl told him that the douche was grabbing the girl and would not let her go, and I was only stepping in. So thank god for ex girlfriends who are on good terms with you, because I dislike holding cells even more. Plus I got a picture message from my step brother with his newborn baby boy like 5 minutes later, and it would suck not being able to see him tomorrow due to holding cell.....sorry still pretty drunk. Also, a shitty cover band should never attempt Nirvana's "teen spirit" if they cant even pretend to know the lyrics. Sorry still drunk....post over.

ColbyTS
06-13-2010, 01:44 PM
So for the first time since High School I got in a fight tonight. Through Facebook I was invited to go out drinking with an ex girlfriend and her 2 single friends. Little did I know the reason being that I am a big dude and one of her friends was just turning 21, so they needed a big dude to protect her from the douchebags. So the night went on, I got drunk and, the girl being 21, got hammered and was dancing with every douche in the place. One douch in particular did not appreciate the fact that she did not want to go home with him after grinding on him for a good hour. SO he got angry at me, (reasonable right?). Being more drunk then me he was unable to throw a decent punch and the fact that I am 6'4" and he was at most 6' even made it even better. Being a non violent man, I simply grabbed his throat and explained to him that "buddy, she is going out for the first time and she does not want your little prick, she is simply having a good time with her friends," so he spat in my face and told me to fuck off. Now, I dislike fighting, but I dislike being spit on more, so I calmy pushe him down and held him on the dirty sidewalk until a the cop watching the front after last call came round and asked what was going on. Luckily, my ex from high school, being a brilliant girl told him that the douche was grabbing the girl and would not let her go, and I was only stepping in. So thank god for ex girlfriends who are on good terms with you, because I dislike holding cells even more. Plus I got a picture message from my step brother with his newborn baby boy like 5 minutes later, and it would suck not being able to see him tomorrow due to holding cell.....sorry still pretty drunk. Also, a shitty cover band should never attempt Nirvana's "teen spirit" if they cant even pretend to know the lyrics. Sorry still drunk....post over.

Nice story ya big drunk bastard, you shoulda hella punked him though right in front of everybody. But i guess that is because I like violence a little more.

Cam-Dog
06-13-2010, 02:44 PM
So for the first time since High School I got in a fight tonight. Through Facebook I was invited to go out drinking with an ex girlfriend and her 2 single friends. Little did I know the reason being that I am a big dude and one of her friends was just turning 21, so they needed a big dude to protect her from the douchebags. So the night went on, I got drunk and, the girl being 21, got hammered and was dancing with every douche in the place. One douch in particular did not appreciate the fact that she did not want to go home with him after grinding on him for a good hour. SO he got angry at me, (reasonable right?). Being more drunk then me he was unable to throw a decent punch and the fact that I am 6'4" and he was at most 6' even made it even better. Being a non violent man, I simply grabbed his throat and explained to him that "buddy, she is going out for the first time and she does not want your little prick, she is simply having a good time with her friends," so he spat in my face and told me to fuck off. Now, I dislike fighting, but I dislike being spit on more, so I calmy pushe him down and held him on the dirty sidewalk until a the cop watching the front after last call came round and asked what was going on. Luckily, my ex from high school, being a brilliant girl told him that the douche was grabbing the girl and would not let her go, and I was only stepping in. So thank god for ex girlfriends who are on good terms with you, because I dislike holding cells even more. Plus I got a picture message from my step brother with his newborn baby boy like 5 minutes later, and it would suck not being able to see him tomorrow due to holding cell.....sorry still pretty drunk. Also, a shitty cover band should never attempt Nirvana's "teen spirit" if they cant even pretend to know the lyrics. Sorry still drunk....post over.

Spit in the face is the worst its instantly a fight for me if I'm spat on. Or slapped.

Jitterbug
06-13-2010, 06:21 PM
Spit in the face is the worst its instantly a fight for me if I'm spat on. Or slapped.

Well, let's be honest, Camdog. If the spitting and slapping are happening to your butt, you are all for it.

Cam-Dog
06-13-2010, 07:26 PM
Well, let's be honest, Camdog. If the spitting and slapping are happening to your butt, you are all for it.

God Dammit...

El Mariachi
07-04-2010, 09:42 AM
Are nights from hell and heaven tales accepted?

Well , here is mine.

This one time in Mexico, my brother, my cousins, some dudes I don't even remember well, and myself decided to start drinking. Inside a taco shop (where my cousin used to work).

My cousin H, being an aggressive drunk, seriously drank half a bottle (at the speed of like, well, everyone else drinking probably two drinks). My cousin V hid in the backroom, where he most likely did a line of coke.

One of the random dudes just out of nowhere says "this is cool and all, but why don't we go to the stripclub".

And so we did. Because, you know. We thought it was a good idea.

While we were lurking and driving thru the strip (Mexico protip-On the huge strips at night, there is ALWAYS promoters for table dance places giving free admission things, and courtesy drinks , etc., so we were looking for a good deal) a Seat Ibiza that was driving next to us cut us off, all 2fast 2 furious style. Cousin H, in his heroic drunkness pops out the window and takes off his shirt, and screams to the other car. My brother, the driver, speeds up to catch up to him, and my cousin, again, smartly throws a bottle of tequila at his windshield.

It didn't shatter, but It left a big ass hole. And we didn't stop. We just speeded (?) away to the small streets.

Anywho, we went back to the strips, and a promoter hooked us up with a club, and it was an ok club. We just drank a bit more, and calmed cousin H down (with a lap dance, of course)

(this is where I won't detail that much, but fuck, there were some Venezuelan girls to die for...)

Then, the club closed down. Another of the dudes knew of a club that did have after hours. While most of us were tired, we just drank a red bull and went ahead. And it was the shittiest club. With like, not really atractive women. And crappy couches and suspectively looking (and taasting) drinks.

While the natural response would have been "Okay, bye" . We stayed. And we just waited because cousin V really "connected" with a Dancer, and went upstairs.

So we waited, almost asleep.

And I remember the next moment so clear.

My cousin comes down with blood on his shirt, the first thing I do is check for bruises or anything. He just says he is fine, and he could only say "it was her 28th day" .

I seriously rolled laughing.

And that was it.

ColbyTS
07-04-2010, 10:38 AM
Why did he have blood on his shirt????

El Mariachi
07-04-2010, 10:38 AM
What does happen to woman every 28th day?

Jitterbug
07-04-2010, 11:28 AM
Jeeze, El Mariachi! That's a hell of a night. I'm a bit confused why he came down with blood on his shirt after her 28th birthday, but whatever. lol

ColbyTS
07-04-2010, 12:17 PM
Oh well you confused me with the birthday thing but I got it now and that is a horrific story haha

El Mariachi
07-04-2010, 06:29 PM
Jeeze, El Mariachi! That's a hell of a night. I'm a bit confused why he came down with blood on his shirt after her 28th birthday, but whatever. lol

To make it more clear. She was giving him a lapdance like if it nothing happened. Then in the middle of it she started menstruating.

Farva
07-04-2010, 10:18 PM
God that's hot. In Vegas you have to tip extra for the "bloody souvenir".

ColbyTS
07-05-2010, 11:31 AM
God that's hot. In Vegas you have to tip extra for the "bloody souvenir".

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InstantKarma
07-06-2010, 09:49 AM
I guess I should contribute to this story telling now. Was the first time me and my friends went drinking, decided to go for Jager, and a lot of it. About 2 hours into the drinking session I get a call from two friends of mine saying they were at the bottom of my road. Now, i live in the middle of nowhere, so i then found out they took a €50 taxi in from where they were to come out. They were greeted with jager and bud, and got hammered very easily and very fast. I then get a call from a girl I know saying she and her friends are camping near where i live, and they were all drunk. We promptly decided to go on foot to meet them, but challenge number 1: get out of my studio (which we were staying in) without being heard. So I detailed a plan to go around my whole garden to make it to the bottom of my road.

First instincts my friend has when we get out? Try to sneak under my parents window, instead of going around (smart right?) then, one of other friends decided to fal into my pool. We drag him out after like 20 seconds, i sneak in a get a change of clothes. he's all sorted, but violently drunk. so we set off on our 35 min long walk to the woods. We get there, meet and greet, everyone is happy. Then we all decided to go into the abandoned hotel that was situated beside the woods (its a woods, lake and hotel right beside each other). We go in, being careful not to touch any of the old glass in case we get cut, then my friend vinny decided to throw a shard of glass that stuck in a guys leg. He started bleeding badly, but it stopped soon enough.After sitting and screwing about in the hotel for a while, we go out and decide to go skinny dipping in the lake. very cold , and every comes out cold and wet, but in a good mood. we all dry off by the god-like heat of the camp fire, and my two friends grab a taxi and go home. we decide to go as well, but one of the girls decide that shes not happy about it, so pushes Patrick (dude with glass in leg) into the fire . Luckily he didnt get hurt, but his clothes got scorched pretty bad. we then sneak all the way home and collapse onto fold out beds and inflatable matresses. We get up in the morning to find 2 friends walked home at 9am, so we went inside and ate cold spare ribs for breakfast. moral of the story: Jager is AWESOME.
The end.

Farva
07-06-2010, 04:19 PM
Jäger is awesome. I'm so glad you were able to discover this at an early age.

InstantKarma
07-06-2010, 04:35 PM
Jäger is awesome. I'm so glad you were able to discover this at an early age.
We were advised that it is the best of the best. The next week we had Sambuka, wasn't as good, but still nice.

Jitterbug
07-07-2010, 11:14 PM
I threw up Jager once, and my relationship with it has never been the same. Nerves and I used to go to a restaraunt/bar that had Jager on tap. I'm betting you can guess how a few of those nights turned out.

http://www.angelglam.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/27/throwing_up.jpg

Jitterbug
07-07-2010, 11:15 PM
Need another example of how it went?
http://blog.amal.net/wp-content/uploads/white_hot_fat_girl_throwing_up.jpg

Jitterbug
07-07-2010, 11:16 PM
What's that? You still don't get the point?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SOIqtqPdCOI/AAAAAAAASO0/u9dEFECOeJE/s400/n-vomit+roller+coaster.jpg

Cam-Dog
07-08-2010, 02:34 AM
I don't get it JB, what do you mean?

Farva
07-08-2010, 07:27 AM
Alright, another drunken Farva story. A few weeks ago I went to Vegas with my brother and some buddies of his. We proceeded to gamble, drink, and generally make asses of ourselves. On the Friday night we dressed up in our "bad suit" attire. Think paisley blue polyester suits, grey slacks with a retro pink smoking jacket, etc. We hit the town hard and lost both our sobriety and our money. At the end of the night/beginning of the next morning we hit a Denny's. At this point it was just my brother, myself and our friend Pat. We ate our food, paid our tab and went outside to have a smoke. Sitting on the little concrete wall outside full of alcohol and Grand Slams, we passed out. We ended up sleeping, in our retro attire, outside a Denny's off the strip from about 4 am to 11 am. I finally woke up surrounded by Asian tourists with cameras. At this point we felt like shit, so we walked back into the Denny's had some lunch and headed to our room. I've not found it yet, but I'm sure there are pics on the net somewhere. I'll post 'em if I find 'em.

Lokela
07-09-2010, 09:32 AM
Awe Farva...the only thing that would've made that better is if y'all found a tiger in the bathroom back at the hotel!

ColbyTS
07-09-2010, 02:05 PM
I bet the asians had a good laugh at your expense but that is funny stuff

Jitterbug
07-09-2010, 04:31 PM
I bet the asians had a good laugh at your expense but that is funny stuff

YOU SO STUPID!
http://www.vact.ca/images/sketchoff/Laughing_Make_Mind_Damage.jpg

EsmeraldaSG
07-12-2010, 06:45 PM
I should of joined these forums sooner; I didn't know what I was missing out on until I found this thread o.o

Well now that I've shared an unimportant comment, you may continue with your drinking and future drunken stories in the making!

Shaha44
07-20-2010, 11:40 AM
Need another example of how it went?
http://blog.amal.net/wp-content/uploads/white_hot_fat_girl_throwing_up.jpg

I think I just puked from seeing that pic. GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jitterbug
08-02-2010, 09:34 AM
http://theweekendpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/drunk-passed-out-in-her-puke.jpg

ColbyTS
08-02-2010, 09:45 AM
God damnit that is horrible haha

Cam-Dog
08-02-2010, 04:26 PM
So thats you Jitterbug?

ColbyTS
08-02-2010, 06:42 PM
So thats you Jitterbug?

Oh you're doing something new with your hair, I like it

Jitterbug
08-02-2010, 07:55 PM
Oh you're doing something new with your hair, I like it

Yeah, you should see what I did with my tits.

ColbyTS
08-02-2010, 08:02 PM
I don't really remember how they looked they were just pressed so hard against my face, all sweaty and hairy like, really hot stuff

Brandonpop
08-07-2010, 09:16 AM
I know under aged drinky is bad but what the hell. I remembered my first time partying hard I puked all over this girl. Pretty fucking nasty, then I puked in a girls mouth. Next day I was fine though, no hangover or anything. My friend made out with a guy, hes a dude that was funny shit.

Farva
08-07-2010, 10:11 AM
Awhile back I got hammered and went to the house of a girl I had a one night fling with. When I showed up at the door, it was answered by her husband. I had no idea that she was married and I have to admit that it made for an awkward moment. I asked for "James" and pretended to be a drunken fool looking for a totally different type of hook-up so as not to draw attention to the akward moment between me, him and his very embarrassed wife. Turns out, they had a gay neighbor across the street named Jim. Now I'm stuck in my lie and had to follow through and walk across the street and knock on Jim's door. I ended up doing a drunken "ding-dong dash". Not the way I'd planned for the evening to go.

InstantKarma
08-08-2010, 07:39 PM
Quick one, just throw it out in one sentence:

Got rejected from a club, so we dived over the rails and got in. Fun.

Jitterbug
08-08-2010, 09:41 PM
Awhile back I got hammered and went to the house of a girl I had a one night fling with. When I showed up at the door, it was answered by her husband. I had no idea that she was married and I have to admit that it made for an awkward moment. I asked for "James" and pretended to be a drunken fool looking for a totally different type of hook-up so as not to draw attention to the akward moment between me, him and his very embarrassed wife. Turns out, they had a gay neighbor across the street named Jim. Now I'm stuck in my lie and had to follow through and walk across the street and knock on Jim's door. I ended up doing a drunken "ding-dong dash". Not the way I'd planned for the evening to go.

I am guessing by, "Drunken Ding Dong Dash" you mean that you played a quick game of tummy snakes with Jim the neighbor.

Jitterbug
08-08-2010, 09:42 PM
I know under aged drinky is bad but what the hell. I remembered my first time partying hard I puked all over this girl. Pretty fucking nasty, then I puked in a girls mouth. Next day I was fine though, no hangover or anything. My friend made out with a guy, hes a dude that was funny shit.

Puking in a girl's mouth. Yep - that is one porn I have not seen.

ColbyTS
08-09-2010, 12:19 AM
I know under aged drinky is bad but what the hell. I remembered my first time partying hard I puked all over this girl. Pretty fucking nasty, then I puked in a girls mouth. Next day I was fine though, no hangover or anything. My friend made out with a guy, hes a dude that was funny shit.

Man there is no way that you could ever let your friend live that shit down. I would bag on his ass so much haha, ah the good times drinking.

ColbyTS
08-09-2010, 12:24 AM
Hmmm, my first time drinking I was at my step-sister's wedding in Utah and she had a kegger there and me and the bros decided to hit it up. This was when I discovered my pretty god damn impressive ability to chug liquid (beer). Needless to say I was very hammered after I had to do multiple demonstrations of my slaughter of 32 ounce glasses of beer at a time. And my mom was drunk as well and tried proving her point by saying " you want to drink? Here drink" and she would hand me a beer and I would play the vanishing game with the interior of the bottle. So that didn't help and needless to say I was puking just from the amount of liquid in my body not to mention the fact that I was shit-faced beyond recognition. And yes there was the worst hangover ever to follow, I ended up heading home early on a road that looked like it was drawn on an etch-e-sketch (nothing but turns) and thats my story :biggrin1:

Lokela
08-09-2010, 02:42 PM
Awhile back I got hammered and went to the house of a girl I had a one night fling with. When I showed up at the door, it was answered by her husband. I had no idea that she was married and I have to admit that it made for an awkward moment. I asked for "James" and pretended to be a drunken fool looking for a totally different type of hook-up so as not to draw attention to the akward moment between me, him and his very embarrassed wife. Turns out, they had a gay neighbor across the street named Jim. Now I'm stuck in my lie and had to follow through and walk across the street and knock on Jim's door. I ended up doing a drunken "ding-dong dash". Not the way I'd planned for the evening to go.


Ding Dong Dash...or Ding Dong Stash? Stash as in he stuck it in your butt. ;)

muttonchop
08-15-2010, 08:24 AM
Puking in a girl's mouth. Yep - that is one porn I have not seen.
It could be this years follow up to the ever so popular "2 girls,1 cup"... "2 Girls, 1 Chunder Bucket!

El Mariachi
08-16-2010, 06:19 AM
Hmmm, my first time drinking I was at my step-sister's wedding in Utah and she had a kegger there and me and the bros decided to hit it up. This was when I discovered my pretty god damn impressive ability to chug liquid (beer). Needless to say I was very hammered after I had to do multiple demonstrations of my slaughter of 32 ounce glasses of beer at a time. And my mom was drunk as well and tried proving her point by saying " you want to drink? Here drink" and she would hand me a beer and I would play the vanishing game with the interior of the bottle. So that didn't help and needless to say I was puking just from the amount of liquid in my body not to mention the fact that I was shit-faced beyond recognition. And yes there was the worst hangover ever to follow, I ended up heading home early on a road that looked like it was drawn on an etch-e-sketch (nothing but turns) and thats my story :biggrin1:

People drink in Utah? always thought it was a dry state or something

ColbyTS
08-16-2010, 01:58 PM
People drink in Utah? always thought it was a dry state or something

We brought the keg from Nevada, and we are all Nevada'ns just a nice ranch that my step dad owns.

ColbyTS
08-21-2010, 08:21 AM
Hey I have a story, ok, so me and a couple friends go cruising out through the desert and stop at Magnasite (just some place) to have a little drinky drinky. We had two bottles some smirnoff vodka (for the ladies) and some Captain Morgan for me haha. Well right off the bat I poor about 6 ounces of it into my cup and fill the other quarter of the cup with soda. Unfortunately Colby got a little crazy and stupid drunk BUT the good news is that I hooked up with this girl I've been trying to get with, I just hope she remembers too (she was waaaay less drunk than me. Other than missing work with Cam-dog this morning I am A-OK with the results.


Cam-dog if you're reading this, my sincerest apologies

Cam-Dog
08-21-2010, 12:27 PM
You didn't miss much at work, you are fired though.

ColbyTS
08-21-2010, 03:51 PM
You didn't miss much at work, you are fired though.

haha NO MORE MONEY! haha

PureDarkness
02-27-2011, 03:46 PM
Definitely not a bad thing, but it's still an awesome story
On my last night in brussels me and my mate went to a titty bar and I bit a strippers nipple then left. Then we went back because I insisted I had to dance on the stripper pole on the bar. I got a cheer for being so awesome and then shook the hand of all the belgian men and got a kiss from one of the strippers :)
LASSSHHHYYY. (Also I'm totally only 17 which makes this 2000 times better. It's legal over there don't worry :P)

Cam-Dog
02-27-2011, 08:21 PM
I'll be topping that one as soon as I'm 21.

PureDarkness
02-28-2011, 01:26 AM
I'll be topping that one as soon as I'm 21.

Or just go to belgium and do it now :P

Farva
03-01-2011, 01:35 AM
I once was so drunk I got tazed in the ass by a cop who found me with my pants at my ankles as I pissed on his back tire.

ColbyTS
03-03-2011, 11:01 AM
I once was so drunk I got tazed in the ass by a cop who found me with my pants at my ankles as I pissed on his back tire.

And we have got a winner!!!

DouchBaggins
03-03-2011, 06:13 PM
I once was so drunk I got tazed in the ass by a cop who found me with my pants at my ankles as I pissed on his back tire.

Is that what you kids call it nowadays?

Farva
03-05-2011, 05:44 PM
I walked out of a bar with my brother (it had closed and locked it's doors) and turned the corner to find a cop car parked in the alley. I had to piss really bad, and my brother encouraged me to pee on the back tire. As I was good and intoxicated, this seemed like a good idea. To make it funnier, I dropped my jeans and boxer-briefs (hanes comfort fit) to my ankles. My brother, being the great lookout that he is, went around the corner and told the cop watching the traffic leave "Hey, some guy is pissing on your car." (Please note, this was happening in Anchorage, Alaska in the month of February. The cop, turned the corner and without a word pulled his tazer and zapped me in the ass. I fell into the snow (and now my piss) and sobered almost immediately. My brother laughed his ass off as the cop allowed me to pull up my pants and stumble to a cab. I had marks on my ass for two weeks.

Cam-Dog
03-05-2011, 08:50 PM
Haha your brother is the man!

DouchBaggins
03-06-2011, 06:36 AM
Well, though it doesn't top farva's post, I have a similar post. When I was in the Navy my ship changed homeport from San Diego, CA to Bremerton, WA (right across the sound from Seattle. Well when we went up there everyone from the area swore up and down that it would rarely snow on that side of the mountains. Sure enough, we got up there in the midst of a semi-blizzard. Any way, after we tied to the pier I heard that my home football team the Texans would be playing a game against the Chargers and went to the base bar to watch it. Well 4 quarters and 3 pitchers of beer later, I had to go back to the ship because I was going to be on duty the next day. That is when I learned a very valuable lesson. It is damn near impossible to navigate down a base that was set on a mountain face with frozen sidewalks and you are stumbling drunk. It was about a twenty minute walk on normal days, but this must have taken longer, because I had to make a piss detour twice, once behind some bushes and another in an inclosed smoking area in front of the Admiral's office building. I sure hope the Admiral himself didn't go in there for a cigar break and slip on a frozen puddle of seaman piss. Anyway, I remember throughout that transit I slipt andfell on my ass at least 5 times, the worst of all right in front of the guards guarding the gate in front of my ship's pier. Hard to act sober after doing that.

Cam-Dog
03-06-2011, 06:18 PM
Haha seaman piss.

rasenganking
09-24-2011, 12:43 PM
A couple of weekends ago me and the rest of my fraternity was calling it a night after and one of my superiors was walking to his room downstairs and tells us hes got it next thing we know he fucking penguin dives down the stairs face first it was the most hilarious shit ever

rasenganking
09-30-2011, 12:08 PM
Yet another tale of my exploits this one being more bad ass then funny It was this last weekend i had a few and i decided to take one of my friends on in a game of beer pong it was on an official table so it was pretty long well to begin the game (ten cup) so i had won eye to eye i took my first shot hit the top of the pyramid and the bitch cup(middle cup) then i got balls back and as my routine if i hit the bitch cup i always aim for a ring of death so since i had hit those cups i aimed for the outside corner and nail both Getting the ring of death and winning the game with out him ever having to shoot as such of the house rule he had to drink all mine and all his and sit under the table for an entire game it was awesome

Cam-Dog
09-30-2011, 06:57 PM
I'm proud of you Yustin but that does not rival Matt and I's 22 game win streak. 12 with beer and 10 with Tilt(its like a fourloco), we didn't lose either we ran out of alcohol.

rasenganking
11-27-2011, 01:09 PM
I'm proud of you Yustin but that does not rival Matt and I's 22 game win streak. 12 with beer and 10 with Tilt(its like a fourloco), we didn't lose either we ran out of alcohol.

In the duration of the number of games won no since it was the end of the night and no one else wanted to play anymore in awesomeness and speed of the game yes since I did it in four shot all in a row 100% accuracy

Gingerboy507
12-09-2011, 10:10 PM
This is gonna be a long story and I apolgize for that but I think you guys will get a kick out of this.

Last April my 3 roommates and I were throwing a bachelor party for our friend Billy at our house and the 4 of us went out and bought like 10 cases of Coors, 2 bottles of Jager and lots of Vodka and Orange Juice.

So anyways, we spent the whole day cleaning and making food and ended up having everything set up like 3 hours before the party and we had set up a few beer pong tables and decided to play a few games. Fast foward over 2 hours later and about 20 minutes before the guest were to arrive we've realized between the 6 of us there we had drank over 6 cases of Coors and were completely trashed and we had at least 20 people showing up and so when the guest arrived the 6 of us decided to switch to Screwdrivers(Vodka and OJ) to make the beer last longer, terrible idea.

So after about 5 hours of nonstop Beer Pong, Poker(betting with shots instead of money), playing Super Smash Bros. on N64 and eating Nachos all while drinking Screw Drivers, someone decided we should all go play Laser Tag at a arcade that was a 30 minute drive away.

So we all decide who is the soberest(is that a word?)to drive and we split the at least 20 people amoung 4 cars and I hop in shotgun while my roommate Jon is driving and my friend Brandon with a big bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand is sitting in the back along with a couple other people. So sometime has passed and Brandon has to piss real bad and can't hold it anymore and we are on the interstate with cars everywhere, so Brandon rolls down the window and leans out with a cigrette in his mouth and the bottle of jack in one hand and starts peeing. So I'm looking around looking out for cops when I realize that the car behind us has it's windshield wipers on and I think "that's odd it's a beautiful night out" when I see the stream of Brandon's piss flying back at the car. It's a bunch of 20 something guys and their yelling at us so they follow us off the interstate and we our on one of the busiest streets in town on a Saturday night stopped at a red light and the guys are still right behind us yelling shit at us wanting us to pull over so what do I do stopped at a red light surrounded by cars, I hop out the car without my pants on and my ass hanging out and walk to the back of our car and just stand there so they could just look at my sexy ass for what felt like ages and when the light turned green I ran into the car bare ass and we drove straight and they went left never to been seen again.

So FINALLY we arrive at the arcade and all pay for laser tag but we have a 30 minute wait and so we decide to walk around the arcade to kill time when we all find a pack of like 10 people surronding the DDR machine watching these 2 really nerding looking kids play and all of us are amazed in our drunken stupor how talented these kids are. So after they finished the round the kid that won randomly looks at me in the crowd of people and challenges me for some reason to a "duel of dance" his words not mine, so me having never played DDR before drunk as hell feeling cocky start talking shit and accept his challenge. Needless to say the kid won in what can only be called a epic "duel of dance" and we actually shook hands and went our seperate ways.

Surprisingly the game of laser tag went fairly well for having 20 completely smashed guys running around a dark room with plastic guns and the only way to see was the strobe lights other than a couple times when one of us would run into a wall or each other.

So we decide it's time to end the night and go home, now it's Jon driving, my roommate Alex sitting shotgun me right behind him and my friend Justin behind Jon, we are almost home and everything was fine but then Alex starts talking about feeling like he was gonna puke and as he was saying that I was rolling up my window because I was getting cold and as soon as my window finished rolling up he just sticks his head out the window and I just hear a gaint splat and my friend Justin sitting next to me yell "what the fuck" I look at my window at it's covered in Alex's puke and you can tell its cheese and nachos and I look over at Justin and he has puke all over his shoulder and face. Somehow Alex's puke swung around the car while going at least 50MPH and hit Justin. Got home we all passed out and woke up the next day feeling great other than the 5 hours we spent cleaning.

Sorry about the long story but I had to share. If you liked this one I have a few other funny ones I will share another time.

Gingerboy507
12-10-2011, 02:18 PM
This is gonna be a long story and I apolgize for that but I think you guys will get a kick out of this.

Last April my 3 roommates and I were throwing a bachelor party for our friend Billy at our house and the 4 of us went out and bought like 10 cases of Coors, 2 bottles of Jager and lots of Vodka and Orange Juice.

So anyways, we spent the whole day cleaning and making food and ended up having everything set up like 3 hours before the party and we had set up a few beer pong tables and decided to play a few games. Fast foward over 2 hours later and about 20 minutes before the guest were to arrive we've realized between the 6 of us there we had drank over 6 cases of Coors and were completely trashed and we had at least 20 people showing up and so when the guest arrived the 6 of us decided to switch to Screwdrivers(Vodka and OJ) to make the beer last longer, terrible idea.

So after about 5 hours of nonstop Beer Pong, Poker(betting with shots instead of money), playing Super Smash Bros. on N64 and eating Nachos all while drinking Screw Drivers, someone decided we should all go play Laser Tag at a arcade that was a 30 minute drive away.

So we all decide who is the soberest(is that a word?)to drive and we split the at least 20 people amoung 4 cars and I hop in shotgun while my roommate Jon is driving and my friend Brandon with a big bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand is sitting in the back along with a couple other people. So sometime has passed and Brandon has to piss real bad and can't hold it anymore and we are on the interstate with cars everywhere, so Brandon rolls down the window and leans out with a cigrette in his mouth and the bottle of jack in one hand and starts peeing. So I'm looking around looking out for cops when I realize that the car behind us has it's windshield wipers on and I think "that's odd it's a beautiful night out" when I see the stream of Brandon's piss flying back at the car. It's a bunch of 20 something guys and their yelling at us so they follow us off the interstate and we our on one of the busiest streets in town on a Saturday night stopped at a red light and the guys are still right behind us yelling shit at us wanting us to pull over so what do I do stopped at a red light surrounded by cars, I hop out the car without my pants on and my ass hanging out and walk to the back of our car and just stand there so they could just look at my sexy ass for what felt like ages and when the light turned green I ran into the car bare ass and we drove straight and they went left never to been seen again.

So FINALLY we arrive at the arcade and all pay for laser tag but we have a 30 minute wait and so we decide to walk around the arcade to kill time when we all find a pack of like 10 people surronding the DDR machine watching these 2 really nerding looking kids play and all of us are amazed in our drunken stupor how talented these kids are. So after they finished the round the kid that won randomly looks at me in the crowd of people and challenges me for some reason to a "duel of dance" his words not mine, so me having never played DDR before drunk as hell feeling cocky start talking shit and accept his challenge. Needless to say the kid won in what can only be called a epic "duel of dance" and we actually shook hands and went our seperate ways.

Surprisingly the game of laser tag went fairly well for having 20 completely smashed guys running around a dark room with plastic guns and the only way to see was the strobe lights other than a couple times when one of us would run into a wall or each other.

So we decide it's time to end the night and go home, now it's Jon driving, my roommate Alex sitting shotgun me right behind him and my friend Justin behind Jon, we are almost home and everything was fine but then Alex starts talking about feeling like he was gonna puke and as he was saying that I was rolling up my window because I was getting cold and as soon as my window finished rolling up he just sticks his head out the window and I just hear a gaint splat and my friend Justin sitting next to me yell "what the fuck" I look at my window at it's covered in Alex's puke and you can tell its cheese and nachos and I look over at Justin and he has puke all over his shoulder and face. Somehow Alex's puke swung around the car while going at least 50MPH and hit Justin. Got home we all passed out and woke up the next day feeling great other than the 5 hours we spent cleaning.

Sorry about the long story but I had to share. If you liked this one I have a few other funny ones I will share another time.

Cobberwebb
01-13-2012, 11:23 AM
Boxing day 2011: Had an invite to a gathering at my ex girlfriend's house, wasn't interested. Half a bottle of vodka later thought fuck it and cycled to her house. Drank lots of beer and then I did fuck it. Cycled home the next morning feeling like shit. True story.

RichardCetrone
01-22-2013, 05:35 AM
One of the other guys decided to fal in my pool. 20 seconds, like I'm hiding in a clothes galaheul after him we drag. He all the sort, but it got wildly drunk. So long we walk into the woods with us in 35 minutes of departure.