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Maximus
08-16-2010, 04:44 AM
I was just wondering, do stories of Drunk being IN the parish jail drunk tank apply here? If so I've got quite a few stories. :wub:


Oh and Btw... Happy Easter Sarcastic Gamer

El Mariachi
08-16-2010, 05:57 AM
Easter?

InstantKarma
08-16-2010, 06:05 AM
Lolwut?

Lokela
08-16-2010, 08:13 AM
I'm sure all dunk stories apply here, Maxi. Tell us some stories!

Maximus
08-16-2010, 12:54 PM
Easter?

Notice my Sig

Lolwut?

Long story... lol

I'm sure all dunk stories apply here, Maxi. Tell us some stories!

Hahaha ok, so this guy I book in is pretty much half naked and yadda yadda you could tell her had been drinking for at least a day and a half. So, I put him into our Drunk Tank and about an hour later he tells me he had shat himself.... :mad1:........ And yes, in fact he had shat himself..:mad1:........ Image this... Rotten sour Beer gut for 2 days just churning inside of you making your stomach into a conglomoration of alcohol yeast and beer hops just spewed all over an already smelly jail cell.........:mad1:..... I was beyond pissed/sick at my stomach.

After he cleaned himself off he FINALLY went to sleep he slept for about ohh 16 hours or so. My shift is 12 hours and he slept til I came back to work the next morning..

Just another day at the Jail :wub:

Lokela
08-16-2010, 01:02 PM
I don't balme him. I probably would have "shat" myself too.

Cam-Dog
08-16-2010, 01:32 PM
Haha thats funny.

Maximus
08-16-2010, 02:04 PM
Haha thats funny.

Yea, I should send you his pants in the mail and see if you think its funny.. :confused1::wub:lol